Nutty, in Firefly:
I'm discovering that falling in love with a TV show with low ratings is like romancing a compulsive parachutist. Every day might be the day that something went wrong and your beloved became a hairy pancake on the tarmac.
Mal: You are very much lacking in imagination. Zoe: I imagine that's so, sir.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Anne W. - Oct 09, 2002 7:32:59 am PDT #271 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
billytea - Oct 09, 2002 8:00:17 am PDT #272 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Cindy, in Firefly:
Julie - This heah is a Scarlet O'Hara bosom, baybee. MbDoesV (and parry and thrust). It also makes a mean cheesecake. It's a multi-purpose, multi-talented bosom, and it shall not be bound by barbaric bosom bigotry. For that, there's Bali, underwire. (.)(.)
Cindy - Oct 09, 2002 8:09:48 am PDT #273 of 10000
Nobody
aw, shucks, billytea, I thank you and the girls would, too - except in quote mode, the graphic graphics got separated and well...that looks rather painful, and as if it might affect my already precarious balance. (edit, oh wait, if I close my favorites list, everyone's back in position. nevermind.)
I have to go get nutty's imaginary boyfriend's hairy pancakes out of my teeth now, or...shoot, you beat me to it, Anne.
Betsy HP - Oct 09, 2002 1:08:45 pm PDT #274 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
FayJay:
beams. glances down at prow-like DD cup-size bosom. tries to remember what her feet looked like.
BillyTea:
Imagines Leonardo DiCaprio standing on FayJay's chest and shouting "I'm the king of the world!"
Jess M. - Oct 09, 2002 1:51:04 pm PDT #275 of 10000
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse
JZ: the passing of the WBB tiara from Rio's boyfriend to scrappy's.
Rio: I think it's called a tiaro when it's for boys.
Betsy HP - Oct 09, 2002 1:54:29 pm PDT #276 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Pinwiz: And then BANG!!!, Foreshadowing came in the door with a six-pack of Rolling Rock.
Steph L. - Oct 09, 2002 2:24:33 pm PDT #277 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Hil, in Natter:
Apparently alfredo sauce conducts electricity.
Betsy HP - Oct 09, 2002 3:21:03 pm PDT #278 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
JZ , referring to a moron who exceeds the previously-known boundaries of obliviousness:
Cluestick, clue anvil, possibly the clue grand piano snapping the cord of the clue crane and tumbling five stories down the front of the clue brownstone to punch a hole six feet deep in the clue sidewalk.
Jessica - Oct 09, 2002 9:08:36 pm PDT #279 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
In Bitches:
Heather Alayne: [NB] said SMG smells like grapefruit.
ita: My god ... all the fanfic that has to be rewritten.
plasmo - Oct 10, 2002 1:02:32 am PDT #280 of 10000
{[-_-]}
Why can't people understand that a size is not a proper way to measure thinness (is that a word?), because a tall person is obviously wider in order to not look like a standing noodle or piece of cardboard?
Nilly - in Natter2, on people being in proportion.
word!