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I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Fred Pete - Oct 08, 2002 1:28:14 pm PDT #263 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

More from the inimitable billytea, in Natter:

I should also draw attention to the little monument to the Boy Scouts of America, which consists of a woman, a boy scout, and a completely naked man firmly gripping the boy's shoulder from behind. Yes, this is the same Boy Scouts that went to court to prevent gay men from being scout leaders. If you want the job, you better be a fine, upstanding, heterosexual nudist.

billytea - Oct 08, 2002 1:36:52 pm PDT #264 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Consuela, in Natter:

But I just don't get the whole "my religion comes down from on high and everything in it is imposed by god, while yours was developed by crazed jackals after an all night 'Charmed' orgy."

Consuela - Oct 08, 2002 2:00:29 pm PDT #265 of 10000

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

how could anyone get the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus out of the bible? I mean, der.

Jesse, in Natter

Trudy Booth - Oct 08, 2002 4:10:04 pm PDT #266 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Kat: Northern Virginia is a physical manifestation of Hell. I would say it's where the evil lives, but that doesn't even begin to describe NoVa.

Meara: Heh. I just love the bits that aren't really in NoVa yet, but if you're trying to get from any of the highways to DC or any of the bridges in/out of DC to a different one? And you end up on these unlit little tiny ramp things, where they have tiny tiny signs saying "for this HUGE LIST OF THINGS, stay left!". And 30 feet later "OK, now stay right!". And 50 feet later "Left again, jackass! HAH! MISSED IT!".

Connie Neil - Oct 08, 2002 4:12:01 pm PDT #267 of 10000

brillig

JessPMoon quoting Cindy in Angel:

I'm wearing Connor on my head Right Now!

See, now I adore Connor too, but that's just disturbing

Cindy: Why? Does he clash?

meara - Oct 08, 2002 7:48:38 pm PDT #268 of 10000

Christie, in Smallville:

The only two black men in Kansas are having a confrontation.

Katie M - Oct 09, 2002 12:31:10 am PDT #269 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

In Angel:

DANA: You know what? I'm gonna take a stand.

I like Connor. I didn't hate Kate. In fact, "Lonely Hearts"? One of my favorite episodes. I didn't hate Spiral either. I like Sarah McLachlan! And Julia Roberts! And Gwyneth Paltrow!

SOPHIA: I'm wearing Connor on my head Right Now!

DANA: And it's fucking great!

(I think we're going to need bigger heads.)

Theodosia - Oct 09, 2002 6:10:05 am PDT #270 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Sue, in Buffy, on Spike this season:

...he's reminding me of Lear's Fool. You know, crazy crunchiness on the outside, inside a chewy, insightful centre.

Anne W. - Oct 09, 2002 7:32:59 am PDT #271 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Nutty, in Firefly:

I'm discovering that falling in love with a TV show with low ratings is like romancing a compulsive parachutist. Every day might be the day that something went wrong and your beloved became a hairy pancake on the tarmac.

billytea - Oct 09, 2002 8:00:17 am PDT #272 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Cindy, in Firefly:

Julie - This heah is a Scarlet O'Hara bosom, baybee. MbDoesV (and parry and thrust). It also makes a mean cheesecake. It's a multi-purpose, multi-talented bosom, and it shall not be bound by barbaric bosom bigotry. For that, there's Bali, underwire. (.)(.)

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