You want to meet the real me now?

Mal ,'War Stories'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Jessica - Oct 08, 2002 10:37:36 am PDT #256 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Fred, in Buffy:

DMP was like the Supreme Court's definition of obscenity -- no redeeming social value.


Kat - Oct 08, 2002 12:06:30 pm PDT #257 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Caroma in Natter:

On freaky door to door people, not of the religious variety

"No thanks, I'm already happy with the braided leather ones, thanks anyway, goodbye!"


Theodosia - Oct 08, 2002 12:30:29 pm PDT #258 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy Hanes Perry, in Angel:

Cordy and Angel have about as much chemistry as a left-handed monkey wrench and a clump of slime mold. Even in a fantasy sequence.


meara - Oct 08, 2002 12:53:55 pm PDT #259 of 10000

billytea, in Natter:

I've never been delayed in traffic by the official business of the US government. I have, however, been caught in a traffic jam, three separate times in two different cities, by the entourage of Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak. He joins the Girl Scouts of America on my list of nemeses.


billytea - Oct 08, 2002 12:56:38 pm PDT #260 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Meara, could you correct that 'sities/cities' snafu o' mine? Thanks.


billytea - Oct 08, 2002 1:15:30 pm PDT #261 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Erin, in Spike's Bitches:

usually, I watch the squirrels more than critique hair. But sometimes I talk out loud to the squirrels, which do get me some odd looks from passerby. Esp. things like "Lost your nuts, you furry freak."


juliana - Oct 08, 2002 1:16:14 pm PDT #262 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Theodosia, in Angel:

The Liberace look is definitely gilding the lily, then dunking it in liquid nitrogen, then Elmer's Glue, then a vat of confetti sparkles.


Fred Pete - Oct 08, 2002 1:28:14 pm PDT #263 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

More from the inimitable billytea, in Natter:

I should also draw attention to the little monument to the Boy Scouts of America, which consists of a woman, a boy scout, and a completely naked man firmly gripping the boy's shoulder from behind. Yes, this is the same Boy Scouts that went to court to prevent gay men from being scout leaders. If you want the job, you better be a fine, upstanding, heterosexual nudist.


billytea - Oct 08, 2002 1:36:52 pm PDT #264 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Consuela, in Natter:

But I just don't get the whole "my religion comes down from on high and everything in it is imposed by god, while yours was developed by crazed jackals after an all night 'Charmed' orgy."


Consuela - Oct 08, 2002 2:00:29 pm PDT #265 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

how could anyone get the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus out of the bible? I mean, der.

Jesse, in Natter