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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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meara - Oct 08, 2002 12:53:55 pm PDT #259 of 10000

billytea, in Natter:

I've never been delayed in traffic by the official business of the US government. I have, however, been caught in a traffic jam, three separate times in two different cities, by the entourage of Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak. He joins the Girl Scouts of America on my list of nemeses.

billytea - Oct 08, 2002 12:56:38 pm PDT #260 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Meara, could you correct that 'sities/cities' snafu o' mine? Thanks.

billytea - Oct 08, 2002 1:15:30 pm PDT #261 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Erin, in Spike's Bitches:

usually, I watch the squirrels more than critique hair. But sometimes I talk out loud to the squirrels, which do get me some odd looks from passerby. Esp. things like "Lost your nuts, you furry freak."

juliana - Oct 08, 2002 1:16:14 pm PDT #262 of 10000

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Theodosia, in Angel:

The Liberace look is definitely gilding the lily, then dunking it in liquid nitrogen, then Elmer's Glue, then a vat of confetti sparkles.

Fred Pete - Oct 08, 2002 1:28:14 pm PDT #263 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

More from the inimitable billytea, in Natter:

I should also draw attention to the little monument to the Boy Scouts of America, which consists of a woman, a boy scout, and a completely naked man firmly gripping the boy's shoulder from behind. Yes, this is the same Boy Scouts that went to court to prevent gay men from being scout leaders. If you want the job, you better be a fine, upstanding, heterosexual nudist.

billytea - Oct 08, 2002 1:36:52 pm PDT #264 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Consuela, in Natter:

But I just don't get the whole "my religion comes down from on high and everything in it is imposed by god, while yours was developed by crazed jackals after an all night 'Charmed' orgy."

Consuela - Oct 08, 2002 2:00:29 pm PDT #265 of 10000

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

how could anyone get the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus out of the bible? I mean, der.

Jesse, in Natter

Trudy Booth - Oct 08, 2002 4:10:04 pm PDT #266 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Kat: Northern Virginia is a physical manifestation of Hell. I would say it's where the evil lives, but that doesn't even begin to describe NoVa.

Meara: Heh. I just love the bits that aren't really in NoVa yet, but if you're trying to get from any of the highways to DC or any of the bridges in/out of DC to a different one? And you end up on these unlit little tiny ramp things, where they have tiny tiny signs saying "for this HUGE LIST OF THINGS, stay left!". And 30 feet later "OK, now stay right!". And 50 feet later "Left again, jackass! HAH! MISSED IT!".

Connie Neil - Oct 08, 2002 4:12:01 pm PDT #267 of 10000

brillig

JessPMoon quoting Cindy in Angel:

I'm wearing Connor on my head Right Now!

See, now I adore Connor too, but that's just disturbing

Cindy: Why? Does he clash?

meara - Oct 08, 2002 7:48:38 pm PDT #268 of 10000

Christie, in Smallville:

The only two black men in Kansas are having a confrontation.

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