SHRIFT: I'm rather surprised there aren't more people from Michigan winning Darwin Awards.
MIRACLEMAN:They probably would, but they just. Won't. Die.
What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?
Jayne ,'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jessica - Oct 07, 2002 12:23:00 pm PDT #246 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Theodosia - Oct 07, 2002 2:46:06 pm PDT #247 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
billytea, in Angel:
If you love somebody, set them free. If they come back they're truly yours. If they start boffing your mortal enemies and keeping masochistic killers chained up in a cage in their bedroom, they were never yours to begin with. Be thankful.
meara - Oct 07, 2002 2:48:36 pm PDT #248 of 10000
(Dang, I was just running over here to post that, Theodosia!)
DXMachina - Oct 07, 2002 3:11:06 pm PDT #249 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Tom Scola, in BBaBB
I'm seeing route flapping between twtelecom and uunet, so this could be a uunet fuck-up.
Michele T. - Oct 07, 2002 4:02:27 pm PDT #250 of 10000
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi
See, that's not particularly funny, if you can translate out of traceroute-ese.
DXMachina - Oct 07, 2002 4:04:41 pm PDT #251 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Maybe not, but it was verry impressive...
Elena - Oct 07, 2002 8:05:57 pm PDT #252 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Shawn, in Angel.
Nuthin' says sympathetic character like "crying baby" and "sullen superpowered homicidal teen"
Rebecca Lizard - Oct 07, 2002 11:07:17 pm PDT #253 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
connie neil:
Write instead of work. Come on, mysterious rich stranger who's going to leave me his fortune!
Elena:
I have so been waiting for that to happen! You better not take my rich stranger.
connie neil:
Hah, I registered with MysteriousRichStranger.Com, you're on your own, sister.
Elena:
Curses. Foiled again.
Anne W. - Oct 08, 2002 8:20:03 am PDT #254 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Man, Jamaica didn't get its second city until I was around 10. You crazy developed country kids.
So it was Kingston and "over there -- no, no -- over THERE"?
ita and Steph, in Natter
Kat - Oct 08, 2002 10:07:39 am PDT #255 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Anne in Natter:
What I loathe about driving in DC is that the Public Works dept. apparently likes to hide the street signs as if the city's some sort of giant "Where's Waldo" book.