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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Matt, not spoilery, in Angel:
Marcus seemed surprised that Angel had lasted more than 200 years with so little visible scarring, so he's apparently better at healing than most. Then again, considering that he's swan dived from a multi-story building and gotten caught in a grenade blast fundamentally unharmed, perhaps it's just his sometimes cartoonish personality protecting him from the laws of physics...
In Bitches:
Aimee:Why oh why did El Nino pick this weekend to show her ugly, wet face.
Juliana:It's the FE?
Aimee:Damned FE. When did the motto change to "From above, it will drown you."
Sophia Brooks, in Natter:
In other news, I could not get on the internet from home all morning and I had gotten up early to read the messages in Buffy. I watched my tape of the Gilmore Girls instead. And I really want a Luke. Except, I am much more like Luke than Lorelai, so maybe I want to have a Lorelai? Hmmm. And Rory's hair was very odd and unbecoming.
AND while walking in from the parking lot with my coffee, I was crossing on of the campus roads, stapped on a manhole cover and fell really hard on my knees, spilling coffee everywhere. A lady from the upstairs had to help me up. I of course fell INTO the coffee. And I was very embarrassed because I was wearing socks on my hands because I couldn't find my mittens.
I guess I am more like Lorelai than Luke after all. But I am cranky.
Miracleman: I guess the secret is out. Peter Jackson did not direct The Two Towers. He was CG'ed in and voiced by Andy Serkis.
And Phill answers:
Not only that, MM, but none of the audiences were real either. All CGI. I thought they did a great job, I felt like I really saw the movie.
DXMachina, in Natter:
I figure it's a lot easier to fix the house the way I want it rather than finding the perfect house and moving it to where I want to live.
Amych, typoing in Dude
We're Buffitas, damn it!
ita, rolling with it.
No, really, just me.
Well, getting there, anyway.
In Bitches (early posts mainly for the background/context):
vw bug:
I loaded the dishwasher. Go me!
Now I should handwash some dishes, but let's not push this too far.
connie:
Yay, the dishwasher! I want a dishwasher. Other than Hubby.
Trudy Booth:
VW-- go you and loading the dishwasher!!!!!!!!
(and I am NOT being sarcastic in the slightest way)
Steph l.:
Hmpf. I *am* the dishwasher.
Aimee:
I am the walrus.
Koo koo koo choo.
connie:
I *am* the dishwasher.
Better than being the cheese, I imagine.
Steph l.:
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: I wear the cheese; it does not wear me.
FayJay:
Nelly, I am Heathcliffe!
No, sorry. thinks.
I am Spartacus!
....No. No, hang on. Um. I am not a number?
...ah, shit. I do know this, I swear. Hmm.
Cindy, spoilery for Buffy:
Mmmm pears. Best thing she's ever had in her mouth, poor thing. Of course it was warm.
Madrigal, in Natter:
My city only has two seasons: Hoth and Dagobah.