Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.

Willow ,'Bring On The Night'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


amych - Feb 12, 2003 10:16:32 am PST #2446 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Miracleman: I guess the secret is out. Peter Jackson did not direct The Two Towers. He was CG'ed in and voiced by Andy Serkis.


Nilly - Feb 12, 2003 10:25:01 am PST #2447 of 10000
Swouncing

And Phill answers:

Not only that, MM, but none of the audiences were real either. All CGI. I thought they did a great job, I felt like I really saw the movie.


erinaceous - Feb 12, 2003 10:41:21 am PST #2448 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

DXMachina, in Natter:

I figure it's a lot easier to fix the house the way I want it rather than finding the perfect house and moving it to where I want to live.


P.M. Marc - Feb 12, 2003 10:42:17 am PST #2449 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Amych, typoing in Dude

We're Buffitas, damn it!

ita, rolling with it.

No, really, just me.

Well, getting there, anyway.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 12, 2003 10:47:56 am PST #2450 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

In Bitches (early posts mainly for the background/context):

vw bug:

I loaded the dishwasher. Go me!

Now I should handwash some dishes, but let's not push this too far.

connie:

Yay, the dishwasher! I want a dishwasher. Other than Hubby.

Trudy Booth:

VW-- go you and loading the dishwasher!!!!!!!!

(and I am NOT being sarcastic in the slightest way)

Steph l.:

Hmpf. I *am* the dishwasher.

Aimee:

I am the walrus.

Koo koo koo choo.

connie:

I *am* the dishwasher.

Better than being the cheese, I imagine.

Steph l.:

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: I wear the cheese; it does not wear me.

FayJay:

Nelly, I am Heathcliffe!

No, sorry. thinks.

I am Spartacus!

....No. No, hang on. Um. I am not a number?

...ah, shit. I do know this, I swear. Hmm.


Betsy HP - Feb 12, 2003 10:52:48 am PST #2451 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Cindy, spoilery for Buffy:

Mmmm pears. Best thing she's ever had in her mouth, poor thing. Of course it was warm.


Steph L. - Feb 12, 2003 2:43:33 pm PST #2452 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Madrigal, in Natter:

My city only has two seasons: Hoth and Dagobah.


Connie Neil - Feb 12, 2003 3:06:16 pm PST #2453 of 10000
brillig

A summary of what we're doing in Bitches today:

Phill: Hey, there, y'all? What's shakin'?

Aimee: I'm having ass issues. Bleah. Feel very fat today.

Steph: Ruminations on reasons to live, and what happens after we die. Silly shit.

Aimee: Don't forget my ass issues.

Steph: Ooops. Ruminations on life, death, and Aimee's ass.

Aimee: There we go.

Steph: I think Aimee's ass is a good reason to live. And after we die, we all get an ass that looks like Aimee's.

Jess PMoon: Instead of our own asses, or like, just to have around the house?

Aimee:

we all get an ass that looks like Aimee's.

I didn't realize that many poeple wanted MM.

Steph

Instead of our own asses, or like, just to have around the house?

Well, sometimes you need a spare.

Jess PMoon

Well, sometimes you need a spare.

adds to list of emergency supplies: tarp, bottled water, duct tape, Aimee's ass.

DavidS

Ruminations on life, death, and Aimee's ass.

The big three. Uh, not that Aimee's ass is big. It's a dandy bum.


Cindy - Feb 12, 2003 3:51:27 pm PST #2454 of 10000
Nobody

That might have to be a thread title some day.


Aims - Feb 12, 2003 3:58:04 pm PST #2455 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Bitches 4?