'The Girl in Question'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Buffy, non-spoilery:
Ted R.: What I want is a reference before the season-or series-ends to the fate of MKF
Anne W. : Well, if money was tight, I'd imagine that getting enough protein to supplement their diet became something of an issue.
BUFFY: More meow-goo-gai-pan, anyone?
Nutty, in Natter:
Efficiency is like the ATP of the business cycle -- once it's used up, you have to go away and make more before you can get anything done.
Nutty, again:
You were so sneaky I suspect I caught you in midsnog. Or maybe that means I'm sneaky? It's very hard to act like a secret agent with a finger in one's bellybutton.
Damn you people are making me laugh today:
in Buffy: (non-spoilery)
Aimee:
Betsy, if I came to your house, I'd put a toy on a string and walk around your house hoping he would follow me so I could sing "I'm being followed by a Moonshadow." I'm wierd like that.
billytea
I think I'd keep on picking him up and saying in a baby voice, "Do you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Yes you do, don't you?"
VW on her V-Day plans:
Previously to this year, my girlfriends and I always had a rotic (romantic without the man) dinner.
Nora, should you add the context that my cat is named Shadow, short for Moonshadow?
Steph L: Heh. Just like any American soap opera (or, for all I know, foreign ones, too): a tiny town has, in any given combination, a major trauma-level hospital, an international airport, a barrio/ghetto/Chinatown/other ethnic neighborhood, a waterfront, a train station, a world-class spa, and at least three 4-star restaurants.
Sunnydale is lagging behind Port Charles, frankly...
Theodosia, in BUFFY:
I think you underestimate how hard it is for a vision-impaired demon to get quality footwear....
From DavidS, in Natter:
Emmett and David discuss Philology
Emmett: [referencing something he heard on TV] What's genus? Me: It's a way to classify animals. There's order and phylum and genus, like that. Just ways to figure out which ways animals are most closely related. Like, you are very closely related to a chimpanzee. Emmett: [shocked look on his face] Seriously? Even my Mom? Me: Uh...not that kind of related. You have no monkey uncles.
Also...
Emmett: I can spell Mississippi! M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I! Me: Excellent.... Emmett: And I can spell Mossossoppo! M-O-S-S-O-S-S-O-P-P-O!
Finally...
Me: I heard a lot of splashing in the tub. I hope you didn't get water all over. Emmett: I splashed a little [as I enter the bathroom]. Am I off the hook? What's the hook anyway? Is it like in hangman? I'm on the hangman hook! Am I off it?
Betsy in Buffy (nonspoilerly):
Buffy should know by now that doomed tragic loves for unavailable vampires can only lead to spinoffs.