In Bitches:
Aimee:Why oh why did El Nino pick this weekend to show her ugly, wet face.
Juliana:It's the FE?
Aimee:Damned FE. When did the motto change to "From above, it will drown you."
You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.
Giles ,'Touched'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Jessica - Feb 12, 2003 9:43:05 am PST #2444 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jesse - Feb 12, 2003 9:47:15 am PST #2445 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Sophia Brooks, in Natter:
In other news, I could not get on the internet from home all morning and I had gotten up early to read the messages in Buffy. I watched my tape of the Gilmore Girls instead. And I really want a Luke. Except, I am much more like Luke than Lorelai, so maybe I want to have a Lorelai? Hmmm. And Rory's hair was very odd and unbecoming.
AND while walking in from the parking lot with my coffee, I was crossing on of the campus roads, stapped on a manhole cover and fell really hard on my knees, spilling coffee everywhere. A lady from the upstairs had to help me up. I of course fell INTO the coffee. And I was very embarrassed because I was wearing socks on my hands because I couldn't find my mittens.
I guess I am more like Lorelai than Luke after all. But I am cranky.
amych - Feb 12, 2003 10:16:32 am PST #2446 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Miracleman: I guess the secret is out. Peter Jackson did not direct The Two Towers. He was CG'ed in and voiced by Andy Serkis.
Nilly - Feb 12, 2003 10:25:01 am PST #2447 of 10000
Swouncing
And Phill answers:
Not only that, MM, but none of the audiences were real either. All CGI. I thought they did a great job, I felt like I really saw the movie.
erinaceous - Feb 12, 2003 10:41:21 am PST #2448 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
DXMachina, in Natter:
I figure it's a lot easier to fix the house the way I want it rather than finding the perfect house and moving it to where I want to live.
P.M. Marc - Feb 12, 2003 10:42:17 am PST #2449 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Amych, typoing in Dude
We're Buffitas, damn it!
ita, rolling with it.
No, really, just me.
Well, getting there, anyway.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 12, 2003 10:47:56 am PST #2450 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
In Bitches (early posts mainly for the background/context):
vw bug:
I loaded the dishwasher. Go me!
Now I should handwash some dishes, but let's not push this too far.
connie:
Yay, the dishwasher! I want a dishwasher. Other than Hubby.
Trudy Booth:
VW-- go you and loading the dishwasher!!!!!!!!
(and I am NOT being sarcastic in the slightest way)
Steph l.:
Hmpf. I *am* the dishwasher.
Aimee:
I am the walrus.
Koo koo koo choo.
connie:
I *am* the dishwasher.
Better than being the cheese, I imagine.
Steph l.:
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: I wear the cheese; it does not wear me.
FayJay:
Nelly, I am Heathcliffe!
No, sorry. thinks.
I am Spartacus!
....No. No, hang on. Um. I am not a number?
...ah, shit. I do know this, I swear. Hmm.
Betsy HP - Feb 12, 2003 10:52:48 am PST #2451 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Cindy, spoilery for Buffy:
Mmmm pears. Best thing she's ever had in her mouth, poor thing. Of course it was warm.
Steph L. - Feb 12, 2003 2:43:33 pm PST #2452 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Madrigal, in Natter:
My city only has two seasons: Hoth and Dagobah.
Connie Neil - Feb 12, 2003 3:06:16 pm PST #2453 of 10000
brillig
A summary of what we're doing in Bitches today:
Phill: Hey, there, y'all? What's shakin'?
Aimee: I'm having ass issues. Bleah. Feel very fat today.
Steph: Ruminations on reasons to live, and what happens after we die. Silly shit.
Aimee: Don't forget my ass issues.
Steph: Ooops. Ruminations on life, death, and Aimee's ass.
Aimee: There we go.
Steph: I think Aimee's ass is a good reason to live. And after we die, we all get an ass that looks like Aimee's.
Jess PMoon: Instead of our own asses, or like, just to have around the house?
Aimee:
we all get an ass that looks like Aimee's.
I didn't realize that many poeple wanted MM.
Steph
Instead of our own asses, or like, just to have around the house?
Well, sometimes you need a spare.
Jess PMoon
Well, sometimes you need a spare.
adds to list of emergency supplies: tarp, bottled water, duct tape, Aimee's ass.
DavidS
Ruminations on life, death, and Aimee's ass.
The big three. Uh, not that Aimee's ass is big. It's a dandy bum.