Madrigal, in Natter:
My city only has two seasons: Hoth and Dagobah.
Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.
'Hell Bound'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Steph L. - Feb 12, 2003 2:43:33 pm PST #2452 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Connie Neil - Feb 12, 2003 3:06:16 pm PST #2453 of 10000
brillig
A summary of what we're doing in Bitches today:
Phill: Hey, there, y'all? What's shakin'?
Aimee: I'm having ass issues. Bleah. Feel very fat today.
Steph: Ruminations on reasons to live, and what happens after we die. Silly shit.
Aimee: Don't forget my ass issues.
Steph: Ooops. Ruminations on life, death, and Aimee's ass.
Aimee: There we go.
Steph: I think Aimee's ass is a good reason to live. And after we die, we all get an ass that looks like Aimee's.
Jess PMoon: Instead of our own asses, or like, just to have around the house?
Aimee:
we all get an ass that looks like Aimee's.
I didn't realize that many poeple wanted MM.
Steph
Instead of our own asses, or like, just to have around the house?
Well, sometimes you need a spare.
Jess PMoon
Well, sometimes you need a spare.
adds to list of emergency supplies: tarp, bottled water, duct tape, Aimee's ass.
DavidS
Ruminations on life, death, and Aimee's ass.
The big three. Uh, not that Aimee's ass is big. It's a dandy bum.
Cindy - Feb 12, 2003 3:51:27 pm PST #2454 of 10000
Nobody
That might have to be a thread title some day.
Aims - Feb 12, 2003 3:58:04 pm PST #2455 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Bitches 4?
Alibelle - Feb 12, 2003 4:50:18 pm PST #2456 of 10000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
In natter:
Phill: This discussion is all very alarming. I am, on this board, being forced to confront the fact that there is a problem that duct tape cannot solve. It's...maddening.
[Secret message for Phill: I added the first "o" in confront. I hope you don't mind. If you do, I can edit it back out.]
Theodosia - Feb 12, 2003 5:20:02 pm PST #2457 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
More in Natter: Miracleman:
North Korea has nukes that can reach the West Coast.
Why do I get the feeling Bush is saying "Fuck California anyway. They voted Democratic. On to Iraq!"
Sean K:
Because he is.
Java cat - Feb 12, 2003 6:54:42 pm PST #2458 of 10000
Not javachik
Natter 8:
Phil: Ooooo, post apocalyptic pick-up lines. OK...GO!
Aimee: Barren enough for ya?
MM: "Hey, baby...you from around where this used to be?" "Is it radioactive in here, or is it you?" "Your eyes are like limpid pools of potable water."
BHP: So... your hair's a lot less patchy than most of the guys around here. Baby... wanna share my iodine?
Sean K: Hey baby. Do you slough skin around here often?
Phil: Is your father a thief? I just wondered who stole the moon and stars and put them in your eyes. Also, I saw him hoarding grain. If you sleep with me, I won't have him banished to the Death Zone...Baby.
Sean K: There's room in the hovel for one more...
BHP: What's your Sign of the Apocalypse? Me, I've always dug the Horsemen.
MM: "Why yes it is a loaded double-barreled shotgun in my pocket...but I am happy to see you..."
Aimee: {for a guy} "Hey baby - ever seen a naked man with 2 penises?"
BHP: Is it hot in here, or is it just fallout?
Sean K: I love the way the raging fires from the husk of the destroyed city brings out the light in your eyes.
Amych: Here's looking at you, kid. But not in a staring-at-the-hairless-freak way, honest.
BHP: Really creative use of Space Blanket there. Wanna come loot a few more with me?
MM: "Didn't I see you looting that pharmacy? I'm sure I did...you beat that old lady to death with her own umbrella. And I thought, then and there, 'That's the one. That's the one I'm gonna re-populate the world with'..."
Phil: Say, Baby, nice noses.
DavidS: "I'm sorry, I think you dropped your thumb."
Aimee: "Thanks honey, but I got 3 more."
BHP: "Did I mention I'm a dentist?"
Phil: "Did I mention that I own shoes?"
Victor: You positively glow in the moonlight. I mean that literally. Is that supposed to happen?
Sean K: What's a nice girl like you doing pillaging an apocalyptic wasteland like this?
Aimee: (What colour are your eyes?) They're limpid pools of emerald, with a doe-brown lightning slash in the left one.
BHP: "If I said you had a beautiful mutation, would you hold it against me?"
Kathy Astrom: "Well, ain't we a pair, raggedy man."
Sean K: TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!!!
MM: This Blaster! Twenty men enter, only him leave!
Sarameg: " I've got some iodine tabs back at my tarp...."
Java cat - Feb 12, 2003 6:55:42 pm PST #2459 of 10000
Not javachik
Steph L. - Feb 12, 2003 8:16:57 pm PST #2460 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Oh. My. God. I haven't gotten to the post-apocalyptic part of Natter yet, and you guys have me HOWLING with laughter!
Theodosia - Feb 12, 2003 8:24:30 pm PST #2461 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Matt on the latest Angel:
Well, I think, all in all, that was not a totally failed effort at entertainment.