Also, I can kill you with my brain.

River ,'Trash'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


erinaceous - Feb 12, 2003 10:41:21 am PST #2448 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

DXMachina, in Natter:

I figure it's a lot easier to fix the house the way I want it rather than finding the perfect house and moving it to where I want to live.


P.M. Marc - Feb 12, 2003 10:42:17 am PST #2449 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Amych, typoing in Dude

We're Buffitas, damn it!

ita, rolling with it.

No, really, just me.

Well, getting there, anyway.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 12, 2003 10:47:56 am PST #2450 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

In Bitches (early posts mainly for the background/context):

vw bug:

I loaded the dishwasher. Go me!

Now I should handwash some dishes, but let's not push this too far.

connie:

Yay, the dishwasher! I want a dishwasher. Other than Hubby.

Trudy Booth:

VW-- go you and loading the dishwasher!!!!!!!!

(and I am NOT being sarcastic in the slightest way)

Steph l.:

Hmpf. I *am* the dishwasher.

Aimee:

I am the walrus.

Koo koo koo choo.

connie:

I *am* the dishwasher.

Better than being the cheese, I imagine.

Steph l.:

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: I wear the cheese; it does not wear me.

FayJay:

Nelly, I am Heathcliffe!

No, sorry. thinks.

I am Spartacus!

....No. No, hang on. Um. I am not a number?

...ah, shit. I do know this, I swear. Hmm.


Betsy HP - Feb 12, 2003 10:52:48 am PST #2451 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Cindy, spoilery for Buffy:

Mmmm pears. Best thing she's ever had in her mouth, poor thing. Of course it was warm.


Steph L. - Feb 12, 2003 2:43:33 pm PST #2452 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Madrigal, in Natter:

My city only has two seasons: Hoth and Dagobah.


Connie Neil - Feb 12, 2003 3:06:16 pm PST #2453 of 10000
brillig

A summary of what we're doing in Bitches today:

Phill: Hey, there, y'all? What's shakin'?

Aimee: I'm having ass issues. Bleah. Feel very fat today.

Steph: Ruminations on reasons to live, and what happens after we die. Silly shit.

Aimee: Don't forget my ass issues.

Steph: Ooops. Ruminations on life, death, and Aimee's ass.

Aimee: There we go.

Steph: I think Aimee's ass is a good reason to live. And after we die, we all get an ass that looks like Aimee's.

Jess PMoon: Instead of our own asses, or like, just to have around the house?

Aimee:

we all get an ass that looks like Aimee's.

I didn't realize that many poeple wanted MM.

Steph

Instead of our own asses, or like, just to have around the house?

Well, sometimes you need a spare.

Jess PMoon

Well, sometimes you need a spare.

adds to list of emergency supplies: tarp, bottled water, duct tape, Aimee's ass.

DavidS

Ruminations on life, death, and Aimee's ass.

The big three. Uh, not that Aimee's ass is big. It's a dandy bum.


Cindy - Feb 12, 2003 3:51:27 pm PST #2454 of 10000
Nobody

That might have to be a thread title some day.


Aims - Feb 12, 2003 3:58:04 pm PST #2455 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Bitches 4?


Alibelle - Feb 12, 2003 4:50:18 pm PST #2456 of 10000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

In natter:

Phill: This discussion is all very alarming. I am, on this board, being forced to confront the fact that there is a problem that duct tape cannot solve. It's...maddening.

[Secret message for Phill: I added the first "o" in confront. I hope you don't mind. If you do, I can edit it back out.]


Theodosia - Feb 12, 2003 5:20:02 pm PST #2457 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

More in Natter: Miracleman:

North Korea has nukes that can reach the West Coast.

Why do I get the feeling Bush is saying "Fuck California anyway. They voted Democratic. On to Iraq!"

Sean K:

Because he is.