Buffy. When I saw you stop the world from, you know, ending, I just assumed that was a big week for you. Turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of 'apocalypse.'

Riley ,'Potential'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Betsy HP - Jan 17, 2003 3:04:55 pm PST #1921 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Nutty: "Toll-keen" is how he said it when he was alive, and how the Beowulf scholars I know say it. I said "toll-kin" till I found this out, and then decided I would really hate it if after I died people called me Nooty.

sumi: Nutty, what if the people calling you Nooty were mostly Sean Bean?

Nutty: Well, I'd be dead, so I wouldn't be around to enjoy it. And I'm just compulsive enough that I would follow him around correcting him.

I mean, it's a name. Okay, not my name. It's a pseud.


Ellen S. - Jan 17, 2003 3:07:34 pm PST #1922 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

In Literary:

Connie N: In the old, old days, emendatons and margin jottings were considered a standard practice.

BHP: And book collectors get really excited by, say, Swedenborg's copy of the Bible with "As if!" "No way!" written in the margins.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 17, 2003 5:18:04 pm PST #1923 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Elena:

I like the image of the stake dropping to the ground as the final shot.

amych:

Argh! No! Anything but that -- not that it isn't a lovely image. It's just that I haven't yet gotten over the fact that I got a flat tire the other day by running over a piece of wood, of all things. Made no sense to me at all, until I realized that my tire had been staked. I'm surprised the whole car didn't instantly turn to dust.


EpicTangent - Jan 17, 2003 5:36:03 pm PST #1924 of 10000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

There are vampire tires?


Java cat - Jan 17, 2003 5:42:40 pm PST #1925 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter 7:

BHP quoting billytea: Bec's bought up ten tins of tuna

BHP: What? No behavioral or evolutionary news on the mating patterns of tuna in cans?

I'm disappointed.

billytea: Gosh. Imagine my chagrin. Bear in mind that canning and selling ichtheous mating activity has so far proven to be a marketing flop. ("Sealed for their privacy")


Cindy - Jan 17, 2003 6:12:24 pm PST #1926 of 10000
Nobody

There are vampire tires?

There are vampire cars, tires, major household appliances, and sadly, even houses. They all suck.


Cindy - Jan 17, 2003 6:47:47 pm PST #1927 of 10000
Nobody

Betsy in Dude...

I just walked past building security. They had a sign saying "You must surrender your precious badge" and I immediately grabbed it and hunched over, saying "My preciousss! Mine!"

I was quite disappointed to find the "c" was actually a "v".


Java cat - Jan 17, 2003 7:10:50 pm PST #1928 of 10000
Not javachik

Nutty: Also, he looks like Willie Nelson, if you were to starve Willie Nelson and then feed him a lemon.


Elena - Jan 17, 2003 8:16:15 pm PST #1929 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

MechaKrelboyne in Firefly

Mostly, advertisers like insecure people. Reality Shows are populated almost exclusively with insecure people, in order to draw insecure viewers. Why? Because it's easier to convince insecure people that they smell bad.


Sue - Jan 17, 2003 9:13:16 pm PST #1930 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Scrappy and PMM in Angel. Not really spoilery- just a whiff of spoiler on the air -but I'm whiting out just in case.

Scrappy: If Fred had been dating Riley, she would have said "looks like she likes her products Made in America."

PMM: Of Pure Potato Product!