'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Elena:
I like the image of the stake dropping to the ground as the final shot.
amych:
Argh! No! Anything but that -- not that it isn't a lovely image. It's just that I haven't yet gotten over the fact that I got a flat tire the other day by running over a piece of wood, of all things. Made no sense to me at all, until I realized that my tire had been staked. I'm surprised the whole car didn't instantly turn to dust.
There are vampire tires?
Natter 7:
BHP quoting billytea: Bec's bought up ten tins of tuna
BHP: What? No behavioral or evolutionary news on the mating patterns of tuna in cans?
I'm disappointed.
billytea: Gosh. Imagine my chagrin. Bear in mind that canning and selling ichtheous mating activity has so far proven to be a marketing flop. ("Sealed for their privacy")
There are vampire tires?
There are vampire cars, tires, major household appliances, and sadly, even houses. They all suck.
Betsy in Dude...
I just walked past building security. They had a sign saying "You must surrender your precious badge" and I immediately grabbed it and hunched over, saying "My preciousss! Mine!"
I was quite disappointed to find the "c" was actually a "v".
Nutty: Also, he looks like Willie Nelson, if you were to starve Willie Nelson and then feed him a lemon.
MechaKrelboyne in Firefly
Mostly, advertisers like insecure people. Reality Shows are populated almost exclusively with insecure people, in order to draw insecure viewers. Why? Because it's easier to convince insecure people that they smell bad.
Scrappy and PMM in Angel. Not really spoilery- just a whiff of spoiler on the air -but I'm whiting out just in case.
Scrappy: If Fred had been dating Riley, she would have said "looks like she likes her products Made in America."
PMM: Of Pure Potato Product!
Natter 7:
Jesse:
Fat does funny things. My father has this random bump on his forehead that's just a little lump of fat. Who knows why?
msbelle:
cause your dad has a fat forehead. has he tried Atkins?
Jesse:
He does not! The rest of him is fat, but his forehead is FINE. Except for the one lump. (Note that by FINE I mean A-OK, not like FOINE.)
There are vampire tires?
Epic, I don't think you've met Maisie J. Volkswagen before now. She's a fine old car, a skilled and staunch fighter, and generally on the side of the good, but she has these mood swings periodically. Goes all broody on me. Reads Sartre. At any moment, I expect to find her wearing leather pants.