There are vampire tires?
There are vampire cars, tires, major household appliances, and sadly, even houses. They all suck.
Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cindy - Jan 17, 2003 6:12:24 pm PST #1926 of 10000
Nobody
Cindy - Jan 17, 2003 6:47:47 pm PST #1927 of 10000
Nobody
Betsy in Dude...
I just walked past building security. They had a sign saying "You must surrender your precious badge" and I immediately grabbed it and hunched over, saying "My preciousss! Mine!"
I was quite disappointed to find the "c" was actually a "v".
Java cat - Jan 17, 2003 7:10:50 pm PST #1928 of 10000
Not javachik
Nutty: Also, he looks like Willie Nelson, if you were to starve Willie Nelson and then feed him a lemon.
Elena - Jan 17, 2003 8:16:15 pm PST #1929 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
MechaKrelboyne in Firefly
Mostly, advertisers like insecure people. Reality Shows are populated almost exclusively with insecure people, in order to draw insecure viewers. Why? Because it's easier to convince insecure people that they smell bad.
Sue - Jan 17, 2003 9:13:16 pm PST #1930 of 10000
hip deep in pie
Scrappy and PMM in Angel. Not really spoilery- just a whiff of spoiler on the air -but I'm whiting out just in case.
Scrappy: If Fred had been dating Riley, she would have said "looks like she likes her products Made in America."
PMM: Of Pure Potato Product!
Dana - Jan 17, 2003 9:46:31 pm PST #1931 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Natter 7:
Jesse:
Fat does funny things. My father has this random bump on his forehead that's just a little lump of fat. Who knows why?
msbelle:
cause your dad has a fat forehead. has he tried Atkins?
Jesse:
He does not! The rest of him is fat, but his forehead is FINE. Except for the one lump. (Note that by FINE I mean A-OK, not like FOINE.)
amych - Jan 17, 2003 11:02:01 pm PST #1932 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
There are vampire tires?
Epic, I don't think you've met Maisie J. Volkswagen before now. She's a fine old car, a skilled and staunch fighter, and generally on the side of the good, but she has these mood swings periodically. Goes all broody on me. Reads Sartre. At any moment, I expect to find her wearing leather pants.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 18, 2003 4:38:26 am PST #1933 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Actually got here for a few minutes!
To the above: Dagfari. IJS.
Also, this cries out to be COMMed: BHP, in Baeuracrcy (which I know I cannot apell):
The hyenas and I are just good friends.
Theodosia - Jan 18, 2003 5:31:48 am PST #1934 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
From Bitches:
askye:
My big fear was that the Second Coming would happen before I was old enough to do anything exciting. Or at all. I'm not sure what that says about me as a child, or even how I believed. But I always felt so guilty because I didn't want the world to end and Jesus to come back. I didn't care if I was going to go up to Heaven and be with all my family and whatnot. That wasn't the same as going to Australia and seeing koalas live and in person (my big driving desire when I was 8 yrs old). Or later when I had the same fear, the thought of being with God for all eternity didn't make me feel better when I worried that I wouldn't get to go to the Prom or college, or have grandkids, or go to Europe.
Deena:
Every time my dad preached about how ready he was for Jesus to come again, I would think, "Oh, sure YOU are. You've already had sex."
Theodosia - Jan 18, 2003 5:56:44 am PST #1935 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
More from Bitches:
billytea:
The way I was taught it, Armageddon is the catalyst for the "end of the world", which will usher in a new world that will exist for 1000 years of peace, prosperity and beauty.
It's more or less the final event. You have the Beast set up in Jerusalem, then the kings of the East turn up to do battle (after a couple of intervening rivers have dried up, very thoughtful of them). They all park themselves in the aforementioned valley and prepare to have at each other, which is where they're stuck for a couple of chapters until Christ turns up (I assume the leaders are still trash- talking at this stage), and the two armies agree that they're not interested in being put through an intervention (especially a divine intervention). So they join forces, pick a fight with Christ, and things go downhill from there (is this a spoiler? Should I be white-fonting?).
connie neil:
No whitefont unless you've been reading ME's outline for Angel.