There are vampire tires?
Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
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EpicTangent - Jan 17, 2003 5:36:03 pm PST #1924 of 10000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Java cat - Jan 17, 2003 5:42:40 pm PST #1925 of 10000
Not javachik
Natter 7:
BHP quoting billytea: Bec's bought up ten tins of tuna
BHP: What? No behavioral or evolutionary news on the mating patterns of tuna in cans?
I'm disappointed.
billytea: Gosh. Imagine my chagrin. Bear in mind that canning and selling ichtheous mating activity has so far proven to be a marketing flop. ("Sealed for their privacy")
Cindy - Jan 17, 2003 6:12:24 pm PST #1926 of 10000
Nobody
There are vampire tires?
There are vampire cars, tires, major household appliances, and sadly, even houses. They all suck.
Cindy - Jan 17, 2003 6:47:47 pm PST #1927 of 10000
Nobody
Betsy in Dude...
I just walked past building security. They had a sign saying "You must surrender your precious badge" and I immediately grabbed it and hunched over, saying "My preciousss! Mine!"
I was quite disappointed to find the "c" was actually a "v".
Java cat - Jan 17, 2003 7:10:50 pm PST #1928 of 10000
Not javachik
Nutty: Also, he looks like Willie Nelson, if you were to starve Willie Nelson and then feed him a lemon.
Elena - Jan 17, 2003 8:16:15 pm PST #1929 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
MechaKrelboyne in Firefly
Mostly, advertisers like insecure people. Reality Shows are populated almost exclusively with insecure people, in order to draw insecure viewers. Why? Because it's easier to convince insecure people that they smell bad.
Sue - Jan 17, 2003 9:13:16 pm PST #1930 of 10000
hip deep in pie
Scrappy and PMM in Angel. Not really spoilery- just a whiff of spoiler on the air -but I'm whiting out just in case.
Scrappy: If Fred had been dating Riley, she would have said "looks like she likes her products Made in America."
PMM: Of Pure Potato Product!
Dana - Jan 17, 2003 9:46:31 pm PST #1931 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Natter 7:
Jesse:
Fat does funny things. My father has this random bump on his forehead that's just a little lump of fat. Who knows why?
msbelle:
cause your dad has a fat forehead. has he tried Atkins?
Jesse:
He does not! The rest of him is fat, but his forehead is FINE. Except for the one lump. (Note that by FINE I mean A-OK, not like FOINE.)
amych - Jan 17, 2003 11:02:01 pm PST #1932 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
There are vampire tires?
Epic, I don't think you've met Maisie J. Volkswagen before now. She's a fine old car, a skilled and staunch fighter, and generally on the side of the good, but she has these mood swings periodically. Goes all broody on me. Reads Sartre. At any moment, I expect to find her wearing leather pants.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Jan 18, 2003 4:38:26 am PST #1933 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Actually got here for a few minutes!
To the above: Dagfari. IJS.
Also, this cries out to be COMMed: BHP, in Baeuracrcy (which I know I cannot apell):
The hyenas and I are just good friends.