Poor Buffy. Your life resists all things average.

Willow ,'First Date'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Ellen S. - Jan 17, 2003 3:07:34 pm PST #1922 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

In Literary:

Connie N: In the old, old days, emendatons and margin jottings were considered a standard practice.

BHP: And book collectors get really excited by, say, Swedenborg's copy of the Bible with "As if!" "No way!" written in the margins.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 17, 2003 5:18:04 pm PST #1923 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Elena:

I like the image of the stake dropping to the ground as the final shot.

amych:

Argh! No! Anything but that -- not that it isn't a lovely image. It's just that I haven't yet gotten over the fact that I got a flat tire the other day by running over a piece of wood, of all things. Made no sense to me at all, until I realized that my tire had been staked. I'm surprised the whole car didn't instantly turn to dust.


EpicTangent - Jan 17, 2003 5:36:03 pm PST #1924 of 10000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

There are vampire tires?


Java cat - Jan 17, 2003 5:42:40 pm PST #1925 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter 7:

BHP quoting billytea: Bec's bought up ten tins of tuna

BHP: What? No behavioral or evolutionary news on the mating patterns of tuna in cans?

I'm disappointed.

billytea: Gosh. Imagine my chagrin. Bear in mind that canning and selling ichtheous mating activity has so far proven to be a marketing flop. ("Sealed for their privacy")


Cindy - Jan 17, 2003 6:12:24 pm PST #1926 of 10000
Nobody

There are vampire tires?

There are vampire cars, tires, major household appliances, and sadly, even houses. They all suck.


Cindy - Jan 17, 2003 6:47:47 pm PST #1927 of 10000
Nobody

Betsy in Dude...

I just walked past building security. They had a sign saying "You must surrender your precious badge" and I immediately grabbed it and hunched over, saying "My preciousss! Mine!"

I was quite disappointed to find the "c" was actually a "v".


Java cat - Jan 17, 2003 7:10:50 pm PST #1928 of 10000
Not javachik

Nutty: Also, he looks like Willie Nelson, if you were to starve Willie Nelson and then feed him a lemon.


Elena - Jan 17, 2003 8:16:15 pm PST #1929 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

MechaKrelboyne in Firefly

Mostly, advertisers like insecure people. Reality Shows are populated almost exclusively with insecure people, in order to draw insecure viewers. Why? Because it's easier to convince insecure people that they smell bad.


Sue - Jan 17, 2003 9:13:16 pm PST #1930 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Scrappy and PMM in Angel. Not really spoilery- just a whiff of spoiler on the air -but I'm whiting out just in case.

Scrappy: If Fred had been dating Riley, she would have said "looks like she likes her products Made in America."

PMM: Of Pure Potato Product!


Dana - Jan 17, 2003 9:46:31 pm PST #1931 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Natter 7:

Jesse:

Fat does funny things. My father has this random bump on his forehead that's just a little lump of fat. Who knows why?

msbelle:

cause your dad has a fat forehead. has he tried Atkins?

Jesse:

He does not! The rest of him is fat, but his forehead is FINE. Except for the one lump. (Note that by FINE I mean A-OK, not like FOINE.)