PMM, in Bitches
But lack of virtue is, one supposes, its own reward.
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PMM, in Bitches
But lack of virtue is, one supposes, its own reward.
Emily in Natter, rewriting the Bible for surfers:
"God called the dry ground 'beach,' and the gathered waters he called 'bitchin' waves.' And God saw that it was way cool, dude."
And while I'm here, billytea in Bitches, on dress sense:
"Gareth, that outfit doesn't so much clash as wage all-out civil war. I think your socks are taking hostages."
No connection or anything, just two at once.
in Bitches
Jen - Silk Nog, when mixed with the amount of rum and nutmeg in egg nog, tastes *exactly* like regular nog
Betsy - Honey, Liquid Paper, when mixed with that amount of rum and nutmeg, tastes *exactly* like regular nog.
SA in Mounty Fetishists on the pros and cons of her youth in relation to wooing the unsuspecting Mr Gross:
Yeah. I'm young. But I'm strong and ablebodied and I'll tie him up so he can't leave. Maybe he'll like that.
From the Be-Careful-What-You-Wish-For Department in Natter:
Dana
SEND LAWYERS, GUNS, AND MONEY. AND A CARE PACKAGE OF TV MEN.
DX:
I'll have Buddy Ebsen and Soupy Sales shipped FedEx P1 tonight.
Theodosia:
Hang in there, Dana! I'm sending on Rodney Allen Rippy and Paul Lynde ASAP.
Cindy in Firefly:
Candy is life, lackbrain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going. Makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead. YCMV.
Erikaj, Natter, on the vagaries of intercontinental slang:
I believe rolling a fag here would mean knocking Just Jack unconscious and stealing his money.
N.B. "rolling a fag" in Britain apparently means making your own cigarette.
Billytea,on faith, but in Buffy, I was not godless on vacation. We did our road trip in a Pontiac Supreme Being(Ok, a Grand Am, really, but what's the difference?)
Um, that could've been in Natter, or Buffy, which is being natterish now, I'm not sure.
Buffy.