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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Noumenon - Dec 07, 2002 10:09:44 pm PST #1196 of 10000

No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

In Angel 1, wayback machine:

brenda m: She seemed a little Clark Kenty to me (though not in the porny sense.) But it could've just been the glasses.

Michele T.: Nothing to add here, just enjoying the fact that mentioning Clark Kent now needs a non-porniness disclaimer.

First apple pie, then Superman. What next?

Trudy Booth: Mom?!?!?!?

DavidS - Dec 07, 2002 10:24:02 pm PST #1197 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Firefly...

Allyson: Still getting no sex appeal vibe from Inara. She's still a block of wood.

Kat: Allyson, I totally disagree here. A block of wood has so much more sex appeal than Inara. After all a block of wood has potential. With perserverence and a little bit of luck it can one day grow up to be a carved dildo. Inara, nothing.

Kat - Dec 07, 2002 10:56:11 pm PST #1198 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

In natter:

John H: I've now fixed it to make you look insane.

ita: Edit. The revenge of the corrected.

Nilly - Dec 08, 2002 5:17:28 am PST #1199 of 10000

Swouncing

Not coffee-on-my-monitor, but nod-nod-nod response, on scrappy's tagline:

Worry can't change the past or affect the future, it can only ruin the present.

Elena - Dec 08, 2002 5:34:05 pm PST #1200 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

Ms Havisham, in Firefly, on a Firefly/ER crossover (whitefont, for those who haven't seen Firefly)

(Jayne rushes into the ER from the ambulance with a body on a cart)

"We attempted to rescuz... to wire... in the field... oh, fuck it." (Pulls Vera from under the sheet and starts hosing while the others empty the pharmacy.)

Betsy HP - Dec 08, 2002 6:12:47 pm PST #1201 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Scrappy in Natter:

ita, thanks for your kind offer of an internal organ, but I think being spleenless gives me that touch of depth and mystery that my actual personality sadly lacks.

And she is so wrong.

Theodosia - Dec 08, 2002 8:32:40 pm PST #1202 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy beat me to it.

Rebecca Lizard - Dec 08, 2002 9:19:55 pm PST #1203 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Me, too.

Trudy Booth - Dec 08, 2002 11:37:48 pm PST #1204 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Elena: I always laugh at those kitten sneezers. How are you gonna clear your head if you just go 'mift'?

Nilly - Dec 09, 2002 1:23:52 am PST #1205 of 10000

Swouncing

From Literary, a discussion on "The Age of Innocence" contains plot points:

John: And should we be whitefonting this stuff?
Betsy: Uh... dunno.
But if Wharton shows up and starts posting about her beagle, I am definitely running for the hills.

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