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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 09, 2002 1:36:37 pm PST #1207 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Emily in Natter, rewriting the Bible for surfers:

"God called the dry ground 'beach,' and the gathered waters he called 'bitchin' waves.' And God saw that it was way cool, dude."

And while I'm here, billytea in Bitches, on dress sense:

"Gareth, that outfit doesn't so much clash as wage all-out civil war. I think your socks are taking hostages."

No connection or anything, just two at once.

DXMachina - Dec 09, 2002 3:42:20 pm PST #1208 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

in Bitches

Jen - Silk Nog, when mixed with the amount of rum and nutmeg in egg nog, tastes *exactly* like regular nog

Betsy - Honey, Liquid Paper, when mixed with that amount of rum and nutmeg, tastes *exactly* like regular nog.

Fay - Dec 09, 2002 4:12:21 pm PST #1209 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

SA in Mounty Fetishists on the pros and cons of her youth in relation to wooing the unsuspecting Mr Gross:

Yeah. I'm young. But I'm strong and ablebodied and I'll tie him up so he can't leave. Maybe he'll like that.

Fred Pete - Dec 09, 2002 6:52:39 pm PST #1210 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

From the Be-Careful-What-You-Wish-For Department in Natter:

Dana

SEND LAWYERS, GUNS, AND MONEY. AND A CARE PACKAGE OF TV MEN.

DX:

I'll have Buddy Ebsen and Soupy Sales shipped FedEx P1 tonight.

Theodosia:

Hang in there, Dana! I'm sending on Rodney Allen Rippy and Paul Lynde ASAP.

Reema - Dec 10, 2002 9:47:56 am PST #1211 of 10000

I say, Tyler, you're thinking of vampires.

Cindy in Firefly:

Candy is life, lackbrain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going. Makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead. YCMV.

Nutty - Dec 10, 2002 1:13:21 pm PST #1212 of 10000

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Erikaj, Natter, on the vagaries of intercontinental slang:

I believe rolling a fag here would mean knocking Just Jack unconscious and stealing his money.

N.B. "rolling a fag" in Britain apparently means making your own cigarette.

erikaj - Dec 10, 2002 1:24:49 pm PST #1213 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

Billytea,on faith, but in Buffy, I was not godless on vacation. We did our road trip in a Pontiac Supreme Being(Ok, a Grand Am, really, but what's the difference?)

erikaj - Dec 10, 2002 1:26:24 pm PST #1214 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

Um, that could've been in Natter, or Buffy, which is being natterish now, I'm not sure.

P.M. Marc - Dec 10, 2002 1:26:58 pm PST #1215 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Buffy.

erikaj - Dec 10, 2002 1:30:30 pm PST #1216 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

OK, thanks, PMM.

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