From the Be-Careful-What-You-Wish-For Department in Natter:
Dana
SEND LAWYERS, GUNS, AND MONEY. AND A CARE PACKAGE OF TV MEN.
DX:
I'll have Buddy Ebsen and Soupy Sales shipped FedEx P1 tonight.
Theodosia:
Hang in there, Dana! I'm sending on Rodney Allen Rippy and Paul Lynde ASAP.
Erikaj, Natter, on the vagaries of intercontinental slang:
I believe rolling a fag here would mean knocking Just Jack unconscious and stealing his money.
N.B. "rolling a fag" in Britain apparently means making your own cigarette.
Billytea,on faith, but in Buffy,
I was not godless on vacation. We did our road trip in a Pontiac Supreme Being(Ok, a Grand Am, really, but what's the difference?)
Um, that could've been in Natter, or Buffy, which is being natterish now, I'm not sure.
Teppy, (edit: quoting David Cross) in Bitches:
... long trips through the desert with Jesus must have been awful -- someone would take a swig from their canteen expecting water and get wine. "Oh, man! What the hell? Jesus?!? Did YOU do this? Come on, man -- there are KIDS here! It's mid-morning, 103 degrees -- maybe some of us don't WANT to get a buzz on!"
That wasn't me -- that was me quoting the comedian David Cross. I wish it WERE me, but alas, it is not.