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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
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Teppy, (edit: quoting David Cross) in Bitches:
... long trips through the desert with Jesus must have been awful -- someone would take a swig from their canteen expecting water and get wine. "Oh, man! What the hell? Jesus?!? Did YOU do this? Come on, man -- there are KIDS here! It's mid-morning, 103 degrees -- maybe some of us don't WANT to get a buzz on!"
That wasn't me -- that was me quoting the comedian David Cross. I wish it WERE me, but alas, it is not.
Fixed.
billytea:
I found this group as a consequence of becoming a godless atheist. It was fun.
Heather Alayne:
Are we like a cautionary tale or something?
Theodosia, in Bitches
There probably really is a market for hobbit-shaped dildos.
Am-Chau:
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(Yeah, this is an old one, but I'm catching up in Bitches. And I am not skimming, by the way! preens)
Burrell: You should have seen my mom's reaction to the page of ball organizers.
Connie N.: Um, really, how many ways are there? Other than side-by-side? Or am I showing my provincialism again? Honestly, every time I think I've become something close to worldly wise, the world shows me something else I've never thought of.