in Bitches
Jen - Silk Nog, when mixed with the amount of rum and nutmeg in egg nog, tastes *exactly* like regular nog
Betsy - Honey, Liquid Paper, when mixed with that amount of rum and nutmeg, tastes *exactly* like regular nog.
Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.
Oz ,'Storyteller'
Coffee On My Monitor
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DXMachina - Dec 09, 2002 3:42:20 pm PST #1208 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Fay - Dec 09, 2002 4:12:21 pm PST #1209 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
SA in Mounty Fetishists on the pros and cons of her youth in relation to wooing the unsuspecting Mr Gross:
Yeah. I'm young. But I'm strong and ablebodied and I'll tie him up so he can't leave. Maybe he'll like that.
Fred Pete - Dec 09, 2002 6:52:39 pm PST #1210 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
From the Be-Careful-What-You-Wish-For Department in Natter:
Dana
SEND LAWYERS, GUNS, AND MONEY. AND A CARE PACKAGE OF TV MEN.
DX:
I'll have Buddy Ebsen and Soupy Sales shipped FedEx P1 tonight.
Theodosia:
Hang in there, Dana! I'm sending on Rodney Allen Rippy and Paul Lynde ASAP.
Reema - Dec 10, 2002 9:47:56 am PST #1211 of 10000
I say, Tyler, you're thinking of vampires.
Cindy in Firefly:
Candy is life, lackbrain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going. Makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead. YCMV.
Nutty - Dec 10, 2002 1:13:21 pm PST #1212 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Erikaj, Natter, on the vagaries of intercontinental slang:
I believe rolling a fag here would mean knocking Just Jack unconscious and stealing his money.
N.B. "rolling a fag" in Britain apparently means making your own cigarette.
erikaj - Dec 10, 2002 1:24:49 pm PST #1213 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Billytea,on faith, but in Buffy, I was not godless on vacation. We did our road trip in a Pontiac Supreme Being(Ok, a Grand Am, really, but what's the difference?)
erikaj - Dec 10, 2002 1:26:24 pm PST #1214 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Um, that could've been in Natter, or Buffy, which is being natterish now, I'm not sure.
P.M. Marc - Dec 10, 2002 1:26:58 pm PST #1215 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Buffy.
erikaj - Dec 10, 2002 1:30:30 pm PST #1216 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
OK, thanks, PMM.
amyparker - Dec 10, 2002 1:40:47 pm PST #1217 of 10000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.
Teppy, (edit: quoting David Cross) in Bitches:
... long trips through the desert with Jesus must have been awful -- someone would take a swig from their canteen expecting water and get wine. "Oh, man! What the hell? Jesus?!? Did YOU do this? Come on, man -- there are KIDS here! It's mid-morning, 103 degrees -- maybe some of us don't WANT to get a buzz on!"