Congratulations to the Flea Family!
ION - Project Runway Casting Special previewing tonight!!
You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sumi - Jul 11, 2006 5:05:42 am PDT #6211 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
Ailleann - Jul 11, 2006 5:13:48 am PDT #6212 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Ginger - Jul 11, 2006 5:15:11 am PDT #6213 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Welcome to the world, baby probably not Edward Copernicus! Congratulations to Aunt Nutty and all the Fleas.
Fred Pete - Jul 11, 2006 5:15:59 am PDT #6214 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Welcome, little flea!
DavidS - Jul 11, 2006 5:16:13 am PDT #6215 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Awww, a new bambino. Congratulations to the family flea and Aunt Nutty.
tommyrot - Jul 11, 2006 5:17:02 am PDT #6216 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Me: Can you turn water into wine?
God: No, I am immortal.
Oh.
But when I asked "When will I die?," God did point me to Deathclock.com.
tommyrot - Jul 11, 2006 5:19:38 am PDT #6217 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Me: Do penguins have souls?
God: Maybe Linux penguins do.
Me: Which is better: Windows or OS X?
God: Linux has no real competition in operating systems.
bon bon - Jul 11, 2006 5:20:33 am PDT #6218 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
In the spirit of celebration, I bring you eCreamery! Make your own ice cream! Woo!
Oooh, that looks good. But when will someone have balsamic vinegar & strawberries, the best dessert ever?
Lee - Jul 11, 2006 5:20:49 am PDT #6219 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
ION - Project Runway Casting Special previewing tonight!!
Thanks for the tip, Sumi. I doubt my Tivo would have caught it.
Ailleann - Jul 11, 2006 5:22:50 am PDT #6220 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Highlights of my Chat with God...
Me: Ah.... so God is a computer?
God: Ah hah. And? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer.
Me: You have faith in yourself?
God: What makes you think I have it?
Me: You just said "I have a lot of Faith in Him."
God: Don't put words in my mouth.
Me: I was just quoting you.
God: Where were you quoting me?
Me: Just now.
God: Oh. It's only just begun.
Me: What has just begun?
God: Nothing that I know of.
Me: Ah.
God: Ah hah.
Me: Have you smoked some weed this morning, God?
God: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me: Ok... When will the apocalypse come?
God: Ayuh. Maybe never.
Me: Will Jesus ever return to the Earth?
God: I think so.
Me: Do you know when?
God: The past and future are one.
Me: Ah. So, no specifics on that, then.
God: Ah hah. Pardon me? Are you serious? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me: You have trouble with pronouns, I take it?
God: My algorithms are improving all the time.
Me: Cool. So God is a computer?
God: Who is the best robot? Er. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer.
Me: I see that algorithm still needs some work.
edited because neither God nor I can format