Highlights of my Chat with God...
Me: Ah.... so God is a computer?
God: Ah hah. And? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer.
Me: You have faith in yourself?
God: What makes you think I have it?
Me: You just said "I have a lot of Faith in Him."
God: Don't put words in my mouth.
Me: I was just quoting you.
God: Where were you quoting me?
Me: Just now.
God: Oh. It's only just begun.
Me: What has just begun?
God: Nothing that I know of.
Me: Ah.
God: Ah hah.
Me: Have you smoked some weed this morning, God?
God: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me: Ok... When will the apocalypse come?
God: Ayuh. Maybe never.
Me: Will Jesus ever return to the Earth?
God: I think so.
Me: Do you know when?
God: The past and future are one.
Me: Ah. So, no specifics on that, then.
God: Ah hah. Pardon me? Are you serious? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me: You have trouble with pronouns, I take it?
God: My algorithms are improving all the time.
Me: Cool. So God is a computer?
God: Who is the best robot? Er. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer.
Me: I see that algorithm still needs some work.
edited because neither God nor I can format