Me: What's your stand on stemcell research?
God: I don't want to talk about that now.
I would be there right now.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Jul 11, 2006 5:23:25 am PDT #6221 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
megan walker - Jul 11, 2006 5:37:19 am PDT #6222 of 10002
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I couldn't resist.
Me: Have you forgiven Zidane?
God: I think I have forgiven Zidane, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Calli - Jul 11, 2006 5:38:40 am PDT #6223 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Congratulations, FleaFam!
tommyrot - Jul 11, 2006 5:40:21 am PDT #6224 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Me: Would Batman win in a fight with Superman?
God: Yes.
megan walker - Jul 11, 2006 5:48:20 am PDT #6225 of 10002
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
So they hired a lip reader to figure out what Materazzi said just before Zidane headbutted him.
What Zidane did was still unexcusable but, if Materazzi did play the race card, I have a feeling that that will be taken very seriously indeed, especially in a World Cup with a stated theme of combatting racism. Racist language is a sending-off offense.
Jessica - Jul 11, 2006 6:04:35 am PDT #6226 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
...is a game based on a fictional movie where YOU play the SNAKES! Your objective: throw the plane into chaos! You will hiss, rattle, squeeze, and bite your way through the plane, earning points for each section you throw into chaos. But other snakes will try to stop you, so watch out!
Hayden - Jul 11, 2006 6:08:13 am PDT #6227 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
The God thing makes me think of Wonder Showzen. Anyone else watching that?
Mainly here to say: congrats to flea and the flea fams!
-t - Jul 11, 2006 6:11:32 am PDT #6228 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Baby of flea! Welcome!
Strix - Jul 11, 2006 6:30:42 am PDT #6229 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
FleaBoy! Congrats to the Flea famille.
Me: So how do I get over my depression?
God: Alright then. First tell me why you want it.
Me: So I won't be depressed!
God: Next question? What will you do instead?
Me: Um...be happy?
God: Oh. OK I will try to be happy.
Me: Not you -- you're God. I mean, that's got to be a bummer sometimes, but what about ME?
God: If not me, who? You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me: OH, dear....Let's try an easier one. Can you help me with my parking tickets?
God: Alright then. OK I will try it. Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me: I appreciate it.
God: I am glad you appreciate those qualities.
amych - Jul 11, 2006 6:35:19 am PDT #6230 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I find myself wondering whether the tiny armadillo man is Not!Edward, Not!Copernicus, or (Not!EdwardNot!Copernicus).