Me: Do penguins have souls?
God: Maybe Linux penguins do.
Me: Which is better: Windows or OS X?
God: Linux has no real competition in operating systems.
Yes! Ohmigod! Someone's blondie bear's a twenty-question genius!
Harmony ,'Help'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 11, 2006 5:19:38 am PDT #6217 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
bon bon - Jul 11, 2006 5:20:33 am PDT #6218 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
In the spirit of celebration, I bring you eCreamery! Make your own ice cream! Woo!
Oooh, that looks good. But when will someone have balsamic vinegar & strawberries, the best dessert ever?
Lee - Jul 11, 2006 5:20:49 am PDT #6219 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
ION - Project Runway Casting Special previewing tonight!!
Thanks for the tip, Sumi. I doubt my Tivo would have caught it.
Ailleann - Jul 11, 2006 5:22:50 am PDT #6220 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Highlights of my Chat with God...
Me: Ah.... so God is a computer?
God: Ah hah. And? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer.
Me: You have faith in yourself?
God: What makes you think I have it?
Me: You just said "I have a lot of Faith in Him."
God: Don't put words in my mouth.
Me: I was just quoting you.
God: Where were you quoting me?
Me: Just now.
God: Oh. It's only just begun.
Me: What has just begun?
God: Nothing that I know of.
Me: Ah.
God: Ah hah.
Me: Have you smoked some weed this morning, God?
God: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me: Ok... When will the apocalypse come?
God: Ayuh. Maybe never.
Me: Will Jesus ever return to the Earth?
God: I think so.
Me: Do you know when?
God: The past and future are one.
Me: Ah. So, no specifics on that, then.
God: Ah hah. Pardon me? Are you serious? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me: You have trouble with pronouns, I take it?
God: My algorithms are improving all the time.
Me: Cool. So God is a computer?
God: Who is the best robot? Er. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer.
Me: I see that algorithm still needs some work.
edited because neither God nor I can format
Ginger - Jul 11, 2006 5:23:25 am PDT #6221 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Me: What's your stand on stemcell research?
God: I don't want to talk about that now.
megan walker - Jul 11, 2006 5:37:19 am PDT #6222 of 10002
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I couldn't resist.
Me: Have you forgiven Zidane?
God: I think I have forgiven Zidane, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Calli - Jul 11, 2006 5:38:40 am PDT #6223 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Congratulations, FleaFam!
tommyrot - Jul 11, 2006 5:40:21 am PDT #6224 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Me: Would Batman win in a fight with Superman?
God: Yes.
megan walker - Jul 11, 2006 5:48:20 am PDT #6225 of 10002
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
So they hired a lip reader to figure out what Materazzi said just before Zidane headbutted him.
What Zidane did was still unexcusable but, if Materazzi did play the race card, I have a feeling that that will be taken very seriously indeed, especially in a World Cup with a stated theme of combatting racism. Racist language is a sending-off offense.
Jessica - Jul 11, 2006 6:04:35 am PDT #6226 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
...is a game based on a fictional movie where YOU play the SNAKES! Your objective: throw the plane into chaos! You will hiss, rattle, squeeze, and bite your way through the plane, earning points for each section you throw into chaos. But other snakes will try to stop you, so watch out!