Awww, a new bambino. Congratulations to the family flea and Aunt Nutty.
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jul 11, 2006 5:16:13 am PDT #6215 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - Jul 11, 2006 5:17:02 am PDT #6216 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Me: Can you turn water into wine?
God: No, I am immortal.
Oh.
But when I asked "When will I die?," God did point me to Deathclock.com.
tommyrot - Jul 11, 2006 5:19:38 am PDT #6217 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Me: Do penguins have souls?
God: Maybe Linux penguins do.
Me: Which is better: Windows or OS X?
God: Linux has no real competition in operating systems.
bon bon - Jul 11, 2006 5:20:33 am PDT #6218 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
In the spirit of celebration, I bring you eCreamery! Make your own ice cream! Woo!
Oooh, that looks good. But when will someone have balsamic vinegar & strawberries, the best dessert ever?
Lee - Jul 11, 2006 5:20:49 am PDT #6219 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
ION - Project Runway Casting Special previewing tonight!!
Thanks for the tip, Sumi. I doubt my Tivo would have caught it.
Ailleann - Jul 11, 2006 5:22:50 am PDT #6220 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Highlights of my Chat with God...
Me: Ah.... so God is a computer?
God: Ah hah. And? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer.
Me: You have faith in yourself?
God: What makes you think I have it?
Me: You just said "I have a lot of Faith in Him."
God: Don't put words in my mouth.
Me: I was just quoting you.
God: Where were you quoting me?
Me: Just now.
God: Oh. It's only just begun.
Me: What has just begun?
God: Nothing that I know of.
Me: Ah.
God: Ah hah.
Me: Have you smoked some weed this morning, God?
God: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me: Ok... When will the apocalypse come?
God: Ayuh. Maybe never.
Me: Will Jesus ever return to the Earth?
God: I think so.
Me: Do you know when?
God: The past and future are one.
Me: Ah. So, no specifics on that, then.
God: Ah hah. Pardon me? Are you serious? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me: You have trouble with pronouns, I take it?
God: My algorithms are improving all the time.
Me: Cool. So God is a computer?
God: Who is the best robot? Er. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer.
Me: I see that algorithm still needs some work.
edited because neither God nor I can format
Ginger - Jul 11, 2006 5:23:25 am PDT #6221 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Me: What's your stand on stemcell research?
God: I don't want to talk about that now.
megan walker - Jul 11, 2006 5:37:19 am PDT #6222 of 10002
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I couldn't resist.
Me: Have you forgiven Zidane?
God: I think I have forgiven Zidane, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Calli - Jul 11, 2006 5:38:40 am PDT #6223 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Congratulations, FleaFam!
tommyrot - Jul 11, 2006 5:40:21 am PDT #6224 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Me: Would Batman win in a fight with Superman?
God: Yes.