You know, it's funny. We went to war never looking to come back, but it's the real world I couldn't survive.

Tracy ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - May 09, 2006 9:47:50 am PDT #3545 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That's a good little brother you have, vw!

Why can't I remember to eat before I am starving and, therefore, eat everything in sight?


Volans - May 09, 2006 9:48:03 am PDT #3546 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Many many blessings for the Bitches these days. It's nice that the world finally stepped off our collective head.

Halloweenie is so totally a pureblood Buffista, isn't (she)?

Long day at work today, capped off by the news that the entire city will be shut down again tomorrow. I wanted to get a couple little hostess gifts for the people I'm staying with the weeks before and after the F2F, but that's just not going to be possible. Guess the people in DC will get stuff from SF, and the people in AZ and NM will get stuff from DC. Like Porter Goss's poker cards.

But! The Cow Parade is here, and about 10 cows showed up next to the embassy. There is no day so bad it can't be brightened by a painted cow.


erikaj - May 09, 2006 9:48:58 am PDT #3547 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Um, vasculitis?, sj. Nah, not really. I suspect that is another Word That Might Get Me Fired. Like "propane," which thanks to Hank Hill makes me laugh even if a tank explodes on the highway. Or "Yemen". Because of Chandler Bing, Yemen is hilarious.


DavidS - May 09, 2006 9:52:32 am PDT #3548 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Congrats to David and JZ on Baby Zmayhem! I'ma knit you sommat!

Right on!


Amy - May 09, 2006 9:58:13 am PDT #3549 of 10002
Because books.

Because of Chandler Bing, Yemen is hilarious.

Heh.


JZ - May 09, 2006 10:11:11 am PDT #3550 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'ma knit you sommat!

Yay knitty stuff!

Man, we're gonna have to do a serious stuff-purging before bringing a whole new human being into our place. Right now we're so crowded that babyproofing is hardly even an issue; the Halloweenie is unlikely to be able to move more than six or so inches in any given direction. Except possibly up. Up is permitted; we don't have any piles of crap on any of the ceilings, yet.


WindSparrow - May 09, 2006 10:17:39 am PDT #3551 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Except possibly up. Up is permitted; we don't have any piles of crap on any of the ceilings, yet.

Well, there ya go: Just bolt all the baby furniture to the ceiling, install trapezes so she can get from room to room, and strap her into a safety harness. As an added bonus, by the time she's five, she will be able to support YOU by working with Cirque du Soleil.


tommyrot - May 09, 2006 10:19:10 am PDT #3552 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

As an added bonus, by the time she's five, she will be able to support YOU by working with Cirque du Soleil.

And a decade later, she can be Batgirl.


Vortex - May 09, 2006 10:20:10 am PDT #3553 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

But! The Cow Parade is here, and about 10 cows showed up next to the embassy. There is no day so bad it can't be brightened by a painted cow.

like, actual cows or just painted replicas (which, considering that DC has done elephants, donkeys and pandas, is a reasonable question)


JZ - May 09, 2006 10:21:47 am PDT #3554 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Well, there ya go: Just bolt all the baby furniture to the ceiling, install trapezes so she can get from room to room, and strap her into a safety harness. As an added bonus, by the time she's five, she will be able to support YOU by working with Cirque du Soleil.

Quick, somebody, hand this woman a genius grant. This is PERFECT.