Well, there ya go: Just bolt all the baby furniture to the ceiling, install trapezes so she can get from room to room, and strap her into a safety harness. As an added bonus, by the time she's five, she will be able to support YOU by working with Cirque du Soleil.

Quick, somebody, hand this woman a genius grant. This is PERFECT.

The ads say that these are the Very Same Cows that started the whole thing back in Chicago.

They appear to be a little more flexible with the rules than subsequent iterations. There's a cow balancing on a ball on one foreleg, for example. She'll clearly be in the same Cirque du Soliel act as Halloweenie.

A friend sent me a link to The Brick Testament, [link] which is fun and educational! I have to admit, LEGO foreskins make me laugh and laugh. [link]

Are you sure the Lego foreskins aren't part of the Lego Porn pages?

And a decade later, she can be Batgirl.

OMG Zmayhem you have got to make Batgirl! I would be your fan for life! If I weren't that already.

Ok, it is extremely wrong that the bloodbath that is the Old Testament should be so funny as dramatized by Lego people. I should not be laughing at rape, slaughter and pillage.

Lego foreskins: gross and funny all at the same time.

I am so crampy today it's just not even funny. I want to go home and lay down with a heating pad.

Lego foreskins: gross and funny all at the same time.

The ratings made me laugh. Nudity! Violence! Hee.

I am so crampy today it's just not even funny.

Oh, man, me too. I am tempted to curl up in bed and not get up until tomorrow.

AmyLiz, let's get in bed with chocolate and DVDs and call it a day.

Together?

I'll be in my bunk.