Giles ,'Sleeper'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I'ma knit you sommat!
Yay knitty stuff!
Man, we're gonna have to do a serious stuff-purging before bringing a whole new human being into our place. Right now we're so crowded that babyproofing is hardly even an issue; the Halloweenie is unlikely to be able to move more than six or so inches in any given direction. Except possibly up. Up is permitted; we don't have any piles of crap on any of the ceilings, yet.
Except possibly up. Up is permitted; we don't have any piles of crap on any of the ceilings, yet.
Well, there ya go: Just bolt all the baby furniture to the ceiling, install trapezes so she can get from room to room, and strap her into a safety harness. As an added bonus, by the time she's five, she will be able to support YOU by working with Cirque du Soleil.
As an added bonus, by the time she's five, she will be able to support YOU by working with Cirque du Soleil.
And a decade later, she can be Batgirl.
But! The Cow Parade is here, and about 10 cows showed up next to the embassy. There is no day so bad it can't be brightened by a painted cow.
like, actual cows or just painted replicas (which, considering that DC has done elephants, donkeys and pandas, is a reasonable question)
Well, there ya go: Just bolt all the baby furniture to the ceiling, install trapezes so she can get from room to room, and strap her into a safety harness. As an added bonus, by the time she's five, she will be able to support YOU by working with Cirque du Soleil.
Quick, somebody, hand this woman a genius grant. This is PERFECT.
The ads say that these are the Very Same Cows that started the whole thing back in Chicago.
They appear to be a little more flexible with the rules than subsequent iterations. There's a cow balancing on a ball on one foreleg, for example. She'll clearly be in the same Cirque du Soliel act as Halloweenie.
A friend sent me a link to The Brick Testament, [link] which is fun and educational! I have to admit, LEGO foreskins make me laugh and laugh. [link]
Are you sure the Lego foreskins aren't part of the Lego Porn pages?
And a decade later, she can be Batgirl.
OMG Zmayhem you have got to make Batgirl! I would be your fan for life! If I weren't that already.
Ok, it is extremely wrong that the bloodbath that is the Old Testament should be so funny as dramatized by Lego people. I should not be laughing at rape, slaughter and pillage.
Lego foreskins: gross and funny all at the same time.
I am so crampy today it's just not even funny. I want to go home and lay down with a heating pad.