As an added bonus, by the time she's five, she will be able to support YOU by working with Cirque du Soleil.
And a decade later, she can be Batgirl.
I kissed him, and I told him that I loved him. And I killed him.
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - May 09, 2006 10:19:10 am PDT #3552 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Vortex - May 09, 2006 10:20:10 am PDT #3553 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
But! The Cow Parade is here, and about 10 cows showed up next to the embassy. There is no day so bad it can't be brightened by a painted cow.
like, actual cows or just painted replicas (which, considering that DC has done elephants, donkeys and pandas, is a reasonable question)
JZ - May 09, 2006 10:21:47 am PDT #3554 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Well, there ya go: Just bolt all the baby furniture to the ceiling, install trapezes so she can get from room to room, and strap her into a safety harness. As an added bonus, by the time she's five, she will be able to support YOU by working with Cirque du Soleil.
Quick, somebody, hand this woman a genius grant. This is PERFECT.
Volans - May 09, 2006 10:24:25 am PDT #3555 of 10002
move out and draw fire
The ads say that these are the Very Same Cows that started the whole thing back in Chicago.
They appear to be a little more flexible with the rules than subsequent iterations. There's a cow balancing on a ball on one foreleg, for example. She'll clearly be in the same Cirque du Soliel act as Halloweenie.
A friend sent me a link to The Brick Testament, [link] which is fun and educational! I have to admit, LEGO foreskins make me laugh and laugh. [link]
WindSparrow - May 09, 2006 10:28:04 am PDT #3556 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Are you sure the Lego foreskins aren't part of the Lego Porn pages?
amych - May 09, 2006 10:36:02 am PDT #3557 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
And a decade later, she can be Batgirl.
OMG Zmayhem you have got to make Batgirl! I would be your fan for life! If I weren't that already.
WindSparrow - May 09, 2006 10:39:03 am PDT #3558 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Ok, it is extremely wrong that the bloodbath that is the Old Testament should be so funny as dramatized by Lego people. I should not be laughing at rape, slaughter and pillage.
ChiKat - May 09, 2006 10:39:35 am PDT #3559 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Lego foreskins: gross and funny all at the same time.
I am so crampy today it's just not even funny. I want to go home and lay down with a heating pad.
Amy - May 09, 2006 10:43:13 am PDT #3560 of 10002
Because books.
Lego foreskins: gross and funny all at the same time.
The ratings made me laugh. Nudity! Violence! Hee.
I am so crampy today it's just not even funny.
Oh, man, me too. I am tempted to curl up in bed and not get up until tomorrow.
ChiKat - May 09, 2006 10:59:19 am PDT #3561 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
AmyLiz, let's get in bed with chocolate and DVDs and call it a day.