Many many blessings for the Bitches these days. It's nice that the world finally stepped off our collective head.
Halloweenie is so totally a pureblood Buffista, isn't (she)?
Long day at work today, capped off by the news that the entire city will be shut down again tomorrow. I wanted to get a couple little hostess gifts for the people I'm staying with the weeks before and after the F2F, but that's just not going to be possible. Guess the people in DC will get stuff from SF, and the people in AZ and NM will get stuff from DC. Like Porter Goss's poker cards.
But! The Cow Parade is here, and about 10 cows showed up next to the embassy. There is no day so bad it can't be brightened by a painted cow.
Um, vasculitis?, sj.
Nah, not really.
I suspect that is another Word That Might Get Me Fired. Like "propane," which thanks to Hank Hill makes me laugh even if a tank explodes on the highway.
Or "Yemen". Because of Chandler Bing, Yemen is hilarious.
I'ma knit you sommat!
Yay knitty stuff!
Man, we're gonna have to do a serious stuff-purging before bringing a whole new human being into our place. Right now we're so crowded that babyproofing is hardly even an issue; the Halloweenie is unlikely to be able to move more than six or so inches in any given direction. Except possibly up. Up is permitted; we don't have any piles of crap on any of the ceilings, yet.
Except possibly up. Up is permitted; we don't have any piles of crap on any of the ceilings, yet.
Well, there ya go: Just bolt all the baby furniture to the ceiling, install trapezes so she can get from room to room, and strap her into a safety harness. As an added bonus, by the time she's five, she will be able to support YOU by working with Cirque du Soleil.
As an added bonus, by the time she's five, she will be able to support YOU by working with Cirque du Soleil.
And a decade later, she can be Batgirl.
But! The Cow Parade is here, and about 10 cows showed up next to the embassy. There is no day so bad it can't be brightened by a painted cow.
like, actual cows or just painted replicas (which, considering that DC has done elephants, donkeys and pandas, is a reasonable question)
Well, there ya go: Just bolt all the baby furniture to the ceiling, install trapezes so she can get from room to room, and strap her into a safety harness. As an added bonus, by the time she's five, she will be able to support YOU by working with Cirque du Soleil.
Quick, somebody, hand this woman a genius grant. This is PERFECT.
The ads say that these are the Very Same Cows that started the whole thing back in Chicago.
They appear to be a little more flexible with the rules than subsequent iterations. There's a cow balancing on a ball on one foreleg, for example. She'll clearly be in the same Cirque du Soliel act as Halloweenie.
A friend sent me a link to The Brick Testament, [link] which is fun and educational! I have to admit, LEGO foreskins make me laugh and laugh. [link]
