I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - May 09, 2006 8:00:58 am PDT #3535 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

where there was a squirrel, sitting on the couch.

cue: Squirrel Cop

Bad squirrel, bad squirrel,
Whatcha gonna do...


Frankenbuddha - May 09, 2006 8:05:37 am PDT #3536 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

cue: Squirrel Cop

Going undercover as a Peruvian Pimp.


erikaj - May 09, 2006 8:14:12 am PDT #3537 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

The thought of Fay in a tank top is making me, in the words of the ever-quotable Dr. House, "Not gay...just adventurous."


DavidS - May 09, 2006 8:26:09 am PDT #3538 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The thought of Fay in a tank top is making me, in the words of the ever-quotable Dr. House, "Not gay...just adventurous."

The Kinsey Scale is Fay's bitch.


Glamcookie - May 09, 2006 8:29:25 am PDT #3539 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I got a tetanus shot yesterday and blood drawn today. And I didn't freak out - not even a little bit! This is progress. Hey, it only took 36 years...

GF is home sick today. We are going to San Simeon for a long weekend this Saturday so I hope she's better by then and that I don't get it! We've been looking forward to a nice, relaxing time.


beth b - May 09, 2006 8:34:16 am PDT #3540 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I am two eps behind - for VM- watching the first - there are two minutes left - and I jus don't want to see it. but i did go to the board and figure out that what I thought would happen - happens.


beth b - May 09, 2006 8:41:00 am PDT #3541 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

BTW - no pain and fast healing Aimee.

and I watched the last 30 seconds.


Megan E. - May 09, 2006 9:34:03 am PDT #3542 of 10002

Congrats to David and JZ on Baby Zmayhem! I'ma knit you sommat!


Gudanov - May 09, 2006 9:37:19 am PDT #3543 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Holy cow I didn't read Beep Me. That's fantastic news, congratulations JZ and Hec! Another pureblood bitty-Buffista on the way.


vw bug - May 09, 2006 9:38:22 am PDT #3544 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Shit. My little brother sent me a DVD player. I'm am totally overwhelmed by people's generosity today...well, every day, but especially today. I'm crying again.