vw, trust your instincts. It is very, very funny. "Expedite the process of courting you." Hah! It sounds like he views dating as a FedEx shipment.

Finals have started = cranky students.

Oh Lord, I rememember those days. There wasn't enough gronk in the world to cover how I felt. Law students are the reason that coffee futures spike in late April/early May and mid-December.

Ok, vw, it's going to be a good ten minutes before I dare to take a sip of water, here. Thanks. Heeheheheheehehhee.

Sad thing is, sister keeps wanting me to fix up her mess. Of course, somehow I'm supposed to do that without throwing anything away, disturbing anything, or pissing her off.

This is a case where you might want to refer her to FLYlady.net. [link] I know I have mentioned it here before, and it is not everyone's cup of tea. But it has been very helpful to me. Ok, so I'm not in perfect control of my clutter, but things are a lot better than they used to be, and I now have a clue as to how to go about de-cluttering for myself.

Expedite! Snerk.

I have seen hotdogs made many times, and that is not what bothers me about them, although I will add: buy all-beef hot dogs or at least hot dogs from a major company. The same is true of balogna. You do not want to know why.

What bothers me about them is that, in order to save effort, my father's mother would boil them right after breakfast. (Keep in mind that hot dogs are already cooked when you buy them.) Then she would set the table and put out the hot dogs on hot dog buns. That meant that, three hours later, we ate cold hot dogs on wet hot dog buns. *shudder*

I don't know. Expedite has possibilities, under the right circumstances. Were I single, I'd be intrigued by a night of Expeditious Courtship to a degree that Speed Dating has never really managed.

And just think - he could be someone you could call when you absolutely, positively, have to have a date on time.

Toddson, BWAH!

vw! two thoughts for you, since you're here - I loved your fabric with the shoes and purses on it. I think it would make a nifty summer purse.

And when you had the electrodes on your head - did it do anything for your mind control powers?

Now I really want to see that word in a Smoove B seduction essay.

Baby, I know what you need, and I will devote myself to expediting the process of servicing all your needs. I will have on hand a selection of oysters, both Tomales Bay and Kumamoto, served on fine bone china accompanied by sterling silver bowls of mignonette. After each oyster I will personally remove the shell from your presence and then return to dab the corners of your beautiful mouth with a napkin of finest Irish linen. I will ply you with champagne and dark chocolates, and, once you are sated with the many aphrodisiacs I have provided, I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.

I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.

Ahahahahahahaha!!!!

t loves JZ

JZ, you nearly made me inhale violet-mint tea. I hope you're pleased with yourself.

Someone please remind me that no matter how cute I may find this jacket, it probably wouldn't fit properly AND the workmanship is probably dreadful.