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Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 1:21:48 pm PDT #1749 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Toddson, BWAH!


Toddson - Apr 27, 2006 1:24:01 pm PDT #1750 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

vw! two thoughts for you, since you're here - I loved your fabric with the shoes and purses on it. I think it would make a nifty summer purse.

And when you had the electrodes on your head - did it do anything for your mind control powers?


JZ - Apr 27, 2006 1:27:18 pm PDT #1751 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Now I really want to see that word in a Smoove B seduction essay.

Baby, I know what you need, and I will devote myself to expediting the process of servicing all your needs. I will have on hand a selection of oysters, both Tomales Bay and Kumamoto, served on fine bone china accompanied by sterling silver bowls of mignonette. After each oyster I will personally remove the shell from your presence and then return to dab the corners of your beautiful mouth with a napkin of finest Irish linen. I will ply you with champagne and dark chocolates, and, once you are sated with the many aphrodisiacs I have provided, I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.


Steph L. - Apr 27, 2006 1:29:02 pm PDT #1752 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.

Ahahahahahahaha!!!!

t loves JZ


Atropa - Apr 27, 2006 1:31:51 pm PDT #1753 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

JZ, you nearly made me inhale violet-mint tea. I hope you're pleased with yourself.

Someone please remind me that no matter how cute I may find this jacket, it probably wouldn't fit properly AND the workmanship is probably dreadful.


vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 1:33:28 pm PDT #1754 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

did it do anything for your mind control powers?

I wish!

JZ, you're a goof!


juliana - Apr 27, 2006 1:51:12 pm PDT #1755 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.

macks on JZ most expeditiously


Topic!Cindy - Apr 27, 2006 1:52:03 pm PDT #1756 of 10002
What is even happening?

Someone please remind me that no matter how cute I may find this jacket, it probably wouldn't fit properly AND the workmanship is probably dreadful.

Jilli, it is darling, but the buttons are pulling across the bust of a mannequin. Not a good sign.


Karl - Apr 27, 2006 2:02:40 pm PDT #1757 of 10002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Now is probably the expeditious, propitious, and furthermore auspicious (though I hope not vicious, capricious, or repetitious) time to acknowledge that I adore JZ beyond all reason or hope of recovery.

Congratulations, Jacqueline. You've broken me for the day. Can I tell my boss I get to go home now?


JZ - Apr 27, 2006 2:11:29 pm PDT #1758 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Karl, yes, yes you may. Broken people totally get to go home.

BTW, will you be around for any of the F2F events next month? Because there'll be many Buffistas there who have not yet had the pleasure of Karl-huggage.

Everyone else, I'm just so sorr--no, I'm not. I'm positively gleeful at all the goofliness and the spit tea and the macking and the power to send Karl home early.