Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Spidra Webster - Apr 27, 2006 12:54:22 pm PDT #1734 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Very funny, vw.

I actually use "expedite" more often than the average person. What can I say? My dad's an attorney.


P.M. Marc - Apr 27, 2006 12:54:47 pm PDT #1735 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

BWAH!

I'm not Emily (nor am I Not!Emily), but I thought it was hilarious.

Expedite!


Karl - Apr 27, 2006 12:55:26 pm PDT #1736 of 10002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

First person to talk about vw's artistic fade-outs, cross-fades, and swoopy transitions between slides gets a sincere admonition to get out of the office more.


vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 12:56:01 pm PDT #1737 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Me thinks he is unclear about the concept of "courting."


ChiKat - Apr 27, 2006 12:56:27 pm PDT #1738 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

BWAHAHA! I find it pretty damn funny, vw. He wants to "expedite the process of courting you."

That sounds oh so romantic. Doesn't it?


vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 12:57:32 pm PDT #1739 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Me also thinks he wants to expedite his way into my pants. Which, well, not exactly my style.


erikaj - Apr 27, 2006 12:58:02 pm PDT #1740 of 10002
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Well, it's not very sexy, bug. But you would have a built in board name: Expedite Guy.


Toddson - Apr 27, 2006 12:58:36 pm PDT #1741 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Well, he's just expedited himself out of your dating pool, hasn't he?


vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 12:59:19 pm PDT #1742 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Pretty much.


erikaj - Apr 27, 2006 12:59:19 pm PDT #1743 of 10002
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

He's probably...expeditious all right best minute of your life.