Now I really want to see that word in a Smoove B seduction essay.
Baby, I know what you need, and I will devote myself to expediting the process of servicing all your needs. I will have on hand a selection of oysters, both Tomales Bay and Kumamoto, served on fine bone china accompanied by sterling silver bowls of mignonette. After each oyster I will personally remove the shell from your presence and then return to dab the corners of your beautiful mouth with a napkin of finest Irish linen. I will ply you with champagne and dark chocolates, and, once you are sated with the many aphrodisiacs I have provided, I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.
JZ, you nearly made me inhale violet-mint tea. I hope you're pleased with yourself.
Someone please remind me that no matter how cute I may find this jacket, it probably wouldn't fit properly AND the workmanship is probably dreadful.
I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.
macks on JZ most expeditiously
Someone please remind me that no matter how cute I may find this jacket, it probably wouldn't fit properly AND the workmanship is probably dreadful.
Jilli, it is darling, but the buttons are pulling across the bust of a
mannequin.
Not a good sign.
Now is probably the expeditious, propitious, and furthermore auspicious (though I hope not vicious, capricious, or repetitious) time to acknowledge that I adore JZ beyond all reason or hope of recovery.
Congratulations, Jacqueline. You've broken me for the day. Can I tell my boss I get to go home now?
Karl, yes, yes you may. Broken people totally get to go home.
BTW, will you be around for any of the F2F events next month? Because there'll be many Buffistas there who have not yet had the pleasure of Karl-huggage.
Everyone else, I'm just so sorr--no, I'm not. I'm positively gleeful at all the goofliness and the spit tea and the macking and the power to send Karl home early.
I think you should have to tell his boss that you broke his techie, JZ. It's only fair.
I'll be around, JZ. I have a handfasting to attend on Saturday morning and a mandatory prep meeting for BayCon (which is the next week) on Sunday afternoon, and I won't be staying at the hotel, but I'll be sure and show up for Prom and to make faces at people. Also, to hug those who would like to be hugged.
