Kaylee: Can I? Zoe: Sure. He's out, though. Kaylee: He did this for me, once.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Apr 27, 2006 1:10:58 pm PDT #1746 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Expedite! Snerk.

I have seen hotdogs made many times, and that is not what bothers me about them, although I will add: buy all-beef hot dogs or at least hot dogs from a major company. The same is true of balogna. You do not want to know why.

What bothers me about them is that, in order to save effort, my father's mother would boil them right after breakfast. (Keep in mind that hot dogs are already cooked when you buy them.) Then she would set the table and put out the hot dogs on hot dog buns. That meant that, three hours later, we ate cold hot dogs on wet hot dog buns. *shudder*


JZ - Apr 27, 2006 1:14:15 pm PDT #1747 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I don't know. Expedite has possibilities, under the right circumstances. Were I single, I'd be intrigued by a night of Expeditious Courtship to a degree that Speed Dating has never really managed.


Toddson - Apr 27, 2006 1:20:21 pm PDT #1748 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And just think - he could be someone you could call when you absolutely, positively, have to have a date on time.


vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 1:21:48 pm PDT #1749 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Toddson, BWAH!


Toddson - Apr 27, 2006 1:24:01 pm PDT #1750 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

vw! two thoughts for you, since you're here - I loved your fabric with the shoes and purses on it. I think it would make a nifty summer purse.

And when you had the electrodes on your head - did it do anything for your mind control powers?


JZ - Apr 27, 2006 1:27:18 pm PDT #1751 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Now I really want to see that word in a Smoove B seduction essay.

Baby, I know what you need, and I will devote myself to expediting the process of servicing all your needs. I will have on hand a selection of oysters, both Tomales Bay and Kumamoto, served on fine bone china accompanied by sterling silver bowls of mignonette. After each oyster I will personally remove the shell from your presence and then return to dab the corners of your beautiful mouth with a napkin of finest Irish linen. I will ply you with champagne and dark chocolates, and, once you are sated with the many aphrodisiacs I have provided, I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.


Steph L. - Apr 27, 2006 1:29:02 pm PDT #1752 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.

Ahahahahahahaha!!!!

t loves JZ


Atropa - Apr 27, 2006 1:31:51 pm PDT #1753 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

JZ, you nearly made me inhale violet-mint tea. I hope you're pleased with yourself.

Someone please remind me that no matter how cute I may find this jacket, it probably wouldn't fit properly AND the workmanship is probably dreadful.


vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 1:33:28 pm PDT #1754 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

did it do anything for your mind control powers?

I wish!

JZ, you're a goof!


juliana - Apr 27, 2006 1:51:12 pm PDT #1755 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.

macks on JZ most expeditiously