Hey! What a surprise! Hostile 17! Can I get you a drink, Hostile 17?

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Toddson - Apr 27, 2006 1:20:21 pm PDT #1748 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And just think - he could be someone you could call when you absolutely, positively, have to have a date on time.


vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 1:21:48 pm PDT #1749 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Toddson, BWAH!


Toddson - Apr 27, 2006 1:24:01 pm PDT #1750 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

vw! two thoughts for you, since you're here - I loved your fabric with the shoes and purses on it. I think it would make a nifty summer purse.

And when you had the electrodes on your head - did it do anything for your mind control powers?


JZ - Apr 27, 2006 1:27:18 pm PDT #1751 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Now I really want to see that word in a Smoove B seduction essay.

Baby, I know what you need, and I will devote myself to expediting the process of servicing all your needs. I will have on hand a selection of oysters, both Tomales Bay and Kumamoto, served on fine bone china accompanied by sterling silver bowls of mignonette. After each oyster I will personally remove the shell from your presence and then return to dab the corners of your beautiful mouth with a napkin of finest Irish linen. I will ply you with champagne and dark chocolates, and, once you are sated with the many aphrodisiacs I have provided, I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.


Steph L. - Apr 27, 2006 1:29:02 pm PDT #1752 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.

Ahahahahahahaha!!!!

t loves JZ


Atropa - Apr 27, 2006 1:31:51 pm PDT #1753 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

JZ, you nearly made me inhale violet-mint tea. I hope you're pleased with yourself.

Someone please remind me that no matter how cute I may find this jacket, it probably wouldn't fit properly AND the workmanship is probably dreadful.


vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 1:33:28 pm PDT #1754 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

did it do anything for your mind control powers?

I wish!

JZ, you're a goof!


juliana - Apr 27, 2006 1:51:12 pm PDT #1755 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.

macks on JZ most expeditiously


Topic!Cindy - Apr 27, 2006 1:52:03 pm PDT #1756 of 10002
What is even happening?

Someone please remind me that no matter how cute I may find this jacket, it probably wouldn't fit properly AND the workmanship is probably dreadful.

Jilli, it is darling, but the buttons are pulling across the bust of a mannequin. Not a good sign.


Karl - Apr 27, 2006 2:02:40 pm PDT #1757 of 10002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Now is probably the expeditious, propitious, and furthermore auspicious (though I hope not vicious, capricious, or repetitious) time to acknowledge that I adore JZ beyond all reason or hope of recovery.

Congratulations, Jacqueline. You've broken me for the day. Can I tell my boss I get to go home now?