And just think - he could be someone you could call when you absolutely, positively, have to have a date on time.
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson, BWAH!
vw! two thoughts for you, since you're here - I loved your fabric with the shoes and purses on it. I think it would make a nifty summer purse.
And when you had the electrodes on your head - did it do anything for your mind control powers?
Now I really want to see that word in a Smoove B seduction essay.
Baby, I know what you need, and I will devote myself to expediting the process of servicing all your needs. I will have on hand a selection of oysters, both Tomales Bay and Kumamoto, served on fine bone china accompanied by sterling silver bowls of mignonette. After each oyster I will personally remove the shell from your presence and then return to dab the corners of your beautiful mouth with a napkin of finest Irish linen. I will ply you with champagne and dark chocolates, and, once you are sated with the many aphrodisiacs I have provided, I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.
I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.
Ahahahahahahaha!!!!
t loves JZ
JZ, you nearly made me inhale violet-mint tea. I hope you're pleased with yourself.
Someone please remind me that no matter how cute I may find this jacket, it probably wouldn't fit properly AND the workmanship is probably dreadful.
did it do anything for your mind control powers?
I wish!
JZ, you're a goof!
I will freak you both thoroughly and expeditiously.
macks on JZ most expeditiously
Someone please remind me that no matter how cute I may find this jacket, it probably wouldn't fit properly AND the workmanship is probably dreadful.
Jilli, it is darling, but the buttons are pulling across the bust of a mannequin. Not a good sign.
Now is probably the expeditious, propitious, and furthermore auspicious (though I hope not vicious, capricious, or repetitious) time to acknowledge that I adore JZ beyond all reason or hope of recovery.
Congratulations, Jacqueline. You've broken me for the day. Can I tell my boss I get to go home now?