Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Apr 26, 2006 8:27:56 am PDT #1355 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yay for vw's mom

boo for lunch stealers.


Maria - Apr 26, 2006 8:28:52 am PDT #1356 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Yay for vw's mom!

sj, did you at least get a discount for the trouble?

Breakups with stylists are infinitely worse than ones with SOs. Hey, it took me ten years to find my hair guru, and only six years to find a husband.


Maria - Apr 26, 2006 8:31:32 am PDT #1357 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Teppy, the lunchmeat thief should be consigned to the special level of hell....you know, the one where he or she is surrounded by Limburger cheese, moldy bread, and deli meat 2 years past its expiration date.


Amy - Apr 26, 2006 8:35:23 am PDT #1358 of 10002
Because books.

Special Hell is smelly.


sj - Apr 26, 2006 8:35:47 am PDT #1359 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

sj, did you at least get a discount for the trouble?

Nope. I think I am going to switch to a new stylist after the move. The only problem is my current hairdresser is so very cheap compared to most salon prices. Still, with the price of gas, it will probably be cheaper for me to just stay in Worcester.


Maria - Apr 26, 2006 8:39:56 am PDT #1360 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Special Hell is smelly.

Yep. It's what you get for violating the 11th Commandment, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's thinly sliced deli turkey."

sj, it's probably a wise decision. Once there is tension, it's never the same again.


P.M. Marc - Apr 26, 2006 8:40:08 am PDT #1361 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Huh. I've never really had a stylist.

I mean, I keep thinking I should get one, but they're pretty expensive, so I just keep going for barber shop trims.


DavidS - Apr 26, 2006 8:41:03 am PDT #1362 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

so I just keep going for barber shop trims.

Mmmmmm.


sj - Apr 26, 2006 8:43:27 am PDT #1363 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I still want a very stylish looking haircut, but I never seem to be able to get what I am looking for.


Maria - Apr 26, 2006 8:48:47 am PDT #1364 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I still want a very stylish looking haircut, but I never seem to be able to get what I am looking for.

I ended up asking random women whose cut and color I liked where they got their hair done. The response was overwhelmingly skewed to the salon I now go to.

And how did I know that a "barbershop trim" would get Hec's engine running?