Zoe: Captain will come up with a plan. Kaylee: That's good. Right? Zoe: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Apr 26, 2006 8:50:57 am PDT #1365 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And how did I know that a "barbershop trim" would get Hec's engine running?

I'm predictable? It was about Ple? It was about Ple in a barber chair?


Laura - Apr 26, 2006 8:52:10 am PDT #1366 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

Yay for vw's mom!

Evil lunch stealers deserve the smiting suggestions.

I'm back from Bobby's surgery. The doctor was great. Joking about using chain saws and spurting blood once he established it would be enjoyed. Bobby was perfectly calm and fascinated by the process. Very bummed he couldn't keep the removed part of scalp. Phew, glad to have that behind us.


Scrappy - Apr 26, 2006 8:54:33 am PDT #1367 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Yay for good doctors--and especially for successful surgery!


Maria - Apr 26, 2006 8:55:11 am PDT #1368 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Laura, that's wonderful news! Yay for no complications and a wonderful doc.

I'm predictable? It was about Ple? It was about Ple in a barber chair?

Quick! Someone grab the digitalis. Hec just sent his heart rate soaring.


DavidS - Apr 26, 2006 8:57:48 am PDT #1369 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Quick! Someone grab the digitalis. Hec just sent his heart rate soaring.

You underestimate how much of my baseline heart rate is spent on such idle thoughts.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 8:58:18 am PDT #1370 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I used to only go to barbers (male) because hairdressers (male or female, but predominantly female) would try and give me input into how I should do my hair.

Barbers, NSM.

Then I realised I have the easiest haircut in the world, and with a pair of clippers with a #2 guard and a couple mirrors I was set.


DavidS - Apr 26, 2006 8:59:48 am PDT #1371 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Then I realised I have the easiest haircut in the world, and with a pair of clippers with a #2 guard and a couple mirrors I was set.

Mmmm.


juliana - Apr 26, 2006 9:01:24 am PDT #1372 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

There's no way I could go to a barber. I love this new haircut, and it is hella sculpted.

I do have to find a new product, though. The wax I use was made by a very small company that has no gone under. Pout.


askye - Apr 26, 2006 9:02:24 am PDT #1373 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

I've skipped to say

HAPPY ADMIN PROFESSIONAL'S DAY!!!

May all the admins be treated as nicely as I have been!


erikaj - Apr 26, 2006 9:02:40 am PDT #1374 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Having a mother who's a beauty school dropout almost keeps pace with my fast-growing hair. She doesn't have a...pole, though. I'm not saying nothing, Bot...I know how it is to be out of day job and feel that one must account for your time. my fantasies aren't quite so specific though.