Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.

Mal ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


P.M. Marc - Apr 26, 2006 8:40:08 am PDT #1361 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Huh. I've never really had a stylist.

I mean, I keep thinking I should get one, but they're pretty expensive, so I just keep going for barber shop trims.


DavidS - Apr 26, 2006 8:41:03 am PDT #1362 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

so I just keep going for barber shop trims.

Mmmmmm.


sj - Apr 26, 2006 8:43:27 am PDT #1363 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I still want a very stylish looking haircut, but I never seem to be able to get what I am looking for.


Maria - Apr 26, 2006 8:48:47 am PDT #1364 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I still want a very stylish looking haircut, but I never seem to be able to get what I am looking for.

I ended up asking random women whose cut and color I liked where they got their hair done. The response was overwhelmingly skewed to the salon I now go to.

And how did I know that a "barbershop trim" would get Hec's engine running?


DavidS - Apr 26, 2006 8:50:57 am PDT #1365 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And how did I know that a "barbershop trim" would get Hec's engine running?

I'm predictable? It was about Ple? It was about Ple in a barber chair?


Laura - Apr 26, 2006 8:52:10 am PDT #1366 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

Yay for vw's mom!

Evil lunch stealers deserve the smiting suggestions.

I'm back from Bobby's surgery. The doctor was great. Joking about using chain saws and spurting blood once he established it would be enjoyed. Bobby was perfectly calm and fascinated by the process. Very bummed he couldn't keep the removed part of scalp. Phew, glad to have that behind us.


Scrappy - Apr 26, 2006 8:54:33 am PDT #1367 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Yay for good doctors--and especially for successful surgery!


Maria - Apr 26, 2006 8:55:11 am PDT #1368 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Laura, that's wonderful news! Yay for no complications and a wonderful doc.

I'm predictable? It was about Ple? It was about Ple in a barber chair?

Quick! Someone grab the digitalis. Hec just sent his heart rate soaring.


DavidS - Apr 26, 2006 8:57:48 am PDT #1369 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Quick! Someone grab the digitalis. Hec just sent his heart rate soaring.

You underestimate how much of my baseline heart rate is spent on such idle thoughts.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 8:58:18 am PDT #1370 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I used to only go to barbers (male) because hairdressers (male or female, but predominantly female) would try and give me input into how I should do my hair.

Barbers, NSM.

Then I realised I have the easiest haircut in the world, and with a pair of clippers with a #2 guard and a couple mirrors I was set.