I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?

Book ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Maria - Apr 26, 2006 8:31:32 am PDT #1357 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Teppy, the lunchmeat thief should be consigned to the special level of hell....you know, the one where he or she is surrounded by Limburger cheese, moldy bread, and deli meat 2 years past its expiration date.


Amy - Apr 26, 2006 8:35:23 am PDT #1358 of 10002
Because books.

Special Hell is smelly.


sj - Apr 26, 2006 8:35:47 am PDT #1359 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

sj, did you at least get a discount for the trouble?

Nope. I think I am going to switch to a new stylist after the move. The only problem is my current hairdresser is so very cheap compared to most salon prices. Still, with the price of gas, it will probably be cheaper for me to just stay in Worcester.


Maria - Apr 26, 2006 8:39:56 am PDT #1360 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Special Hell is smelly.

Yep. It's what you get for violating the 11th Commandment, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's thinly sliced deli turkey."

sj, it's probably a wise decision. Once there is tension, it's never the same again.


P.M. Marc - Apr 26, 2006 8:40:08 am PDT #1361 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Huh. I've never really had a stylist.

I mean, I keep thinking I should get one, but they're pretty expensive, so I just keep going for barber shop trims.


DavidS - Apr 26, 2006 8:41:03 am PDT #1362 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

so I just keep going for barber shop trims.

Mmmmmm.


sj - Apr 26, 2006 8:43:27 am PDT #1363 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I still want a very stylish looking haircut, but I never seem to be able to get what I am looking for.


Maria - Apr 26, 2006 8:48:47 am PDT #1364 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I still want a very stylish looking haircut, but I never seem to be able to get what I am looking for.

I ended up asking random women whose cut and color I liked where they got their hair done. The response was overwhelmingly skewed to the salon I now go to.

And how did I know that a "barbershop trim" would get Hec's engine running?


DavidS - Apr 26, 2006 8:50:57 am PDT #1365 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And how did I know that a "barbershop trim" would get Hec's engine running?

I'm predictable? It was about Ple? It was about Ple in a barber chair?


Laura - Apr 26, 2006 8:52:10 am PDT #1366 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

Yay for vw's mom!

Evil lunch stealers deserve the smiting suggestions.

I'm back from Bobby's surgery. The doctor was great. Joking about using chain saws and spurting blood once he established it would be enjoyed. Bobby was perfectly calm and fascinated by the process. Very bummed he couldn't keep the removed part of scalp. Phew, glad to have that behind us.