Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.

Kaylee ,'Shindig'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Feb 27, 2006 8:44:58 am PST #9856 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

ION, A Sottish distillery hopes to produce world's most alchoholic whisky:

An ancient recipe is to be used by Bruichladdich to distil with an alcoholic content of at least 92% on Islay in the Western Isles.

Managers at the firm believe it will be akin to a drink described 300 years ago by seventeenth-century travel writer Martin Martin.

"Although Martin's note hints at the dreadful consequences of sipping more than a teaspoonful, this will, I hope, have very floral qualities to it. Despite the high alcohol content, you know it's whisky."


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 8:50:00 am PST #9857 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

there's a natural selection mechanism in place to make sure that pandas don't end up ruling the world, basically

They totally could. That incredible cuteness, combined with occasional carnivorous behaviour? Yikes.


Jessica - Feb 27, 2006 8:53:52 am PST #9858 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I, for one, welcome our new panda overlords.


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 8:57:25 am PST #9859 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mmm. Me too.

My sister just spotted Delroy Lindo buying condoms.


bon bon - Feb 27, 2006 8:58:34 am PST #9860 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

My sister just spotted Delroy Lindo buying condoms.

That's odd. Is he single?


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 8:59:55 am PST #9861 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's odd.

Yeah--she spotted him going into a drugstore, so she went in to find him, and boom! Durex shopping. Her plans to strike up a conversation with him were killed quite dead.

Is he single?

IMDB says no.


tommyrot - Feb 27, 2006 8:59:56 am PST #9862 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Was he with a panda?


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 9:00:32 am PST #9863 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Was he with a panda?

He'd hardly need condoms then, what with the disinterest.


Nutty - Feb 27, 2006 9:01:10 am PST #9864 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

megafauna

It's Mothra vs. Megafauna, now in exciting 3-D! See the carnage! Feel the heat of their death rays! Gape in wonder at the awesome destruction of these terrible creatures!

Every time somebody builds a house, Godzilla dies.


msbelle - Feb 27, 2006 9:02:17 am PST #9865 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

need motivation to do work. please help.