there's a natural selection mechanism in place to make sure that pandas don't end up ruling the world, basically
They totally could. That incredible cuteness, combined with occasional carnivorous behaviour? Yikes.
Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.
'Safe'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 8:50:00 am PST #9857 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jessica - Feb 27, 2006 8:53:52 am PST #9858 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I, for one, welcome our new panda overlords.
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 8:57:25 am PST #9859 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Mmm. Me too.
My sister just spotted Delroy Lindo buying condoms.
bon bon - Feb 27, 2006 8:58:34 am PST #9860 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
My sister just spotted Delroy Lindo buying condoms.
That's odd. Is he single?
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 8:59:55 am PST #9861 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's odd.
Yeah--she spotted him going into a drugstore, so she went in to find him, and boom! Durex shopping. Her plans to strike up a conversation with him were killed quite dead.
Is he single?
IMDB says no.
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2006 8:59:56 am PST #9862 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Was he with a panda?
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 9:00:32 am PST #9863 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Was he with a panda?
He'd hardly need condoms then, what with the disinterest.
Nutty - Feb 27, 2006 9:01:10 am PST #9864 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
megafauna
It's Mothra vs. Megafauna, now in exciting 3-D! See the carnage! Feel the heat of their death rays! Gape in wonder at the awesome destruction of these terrible creatures!
Every time somebody builds a house, Godzilla dies.
msbelle - Feb 27, 2006 9:02:17 am PST #9865 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
need motivation to do work. please help.
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2006 9:02:33 am PST #9866 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Are male and female pandas equally disinterested in mating?