This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Feb 27, 2006 8:14:56 am PST #9846 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Nah, I think I needed someone more snarky and less invested in OMG Pretty Boys Fucking around me. (Although Dana and Shrift totally brought the snark, but I didn't get to hang with them as much as I'd meant to...)

Also? Slash grandmothers just freak me the fuck out. @@


sarameg - Feb 27, 2006 8:18:53 am PST #9847 of 10002

one of the major reasons pandas are endangered is because they have little to no interest in mating.

The boy cheetah at my zoo can't figure out the mating thing. Which is rather inconvenient. They've even tried instructional sessions in which their geriatric male cheetah and the mate have a go in his presence, but...he can't figure it out. He's also really lazy.

This never fails to crack me up.


Jessica - Feb 27, 2006 8:21:55 am PST #9848 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

The boy cheetah at my zoo can't figure out the mating thing. Which is rather inconvenient. They've even tried instructional sessions in which their geriatric male cheetah and the mate have a go in his presence, but...he can't figure it out.

My grandparents had a gay labrador when my mom was growing up -- they kept trying to put him out there as a stud (there's a back problem that this dog didn't have that's common among labs, so his stock was pretty valuable), but he just wasn't interested. He wanted other boy labs.


Theodosia - Feb 27, 2006 8:30:15 am PST #9849 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The Love That Dare Not Woof Its Name.


Sean K - Feb 27, 2006 8:33:09 am PST #9850 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

shouldn't we be concentrating our efforts onto species that WANT to survive?

No! They're cute!

Maybe they realize they are too cute for this world, and have decided there's no place for them in it.


Atropa - Feb 27, 2006 8:38:54 am PST #9851 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Am dead from panda-cute overload. Dead, dead, dead. So cute!

Is it time for the how much money are you willing to spend on items of clothing? topic again? I'm not going to give specifics, but let's just say ... lots and lots, for certain custom-made items.


Jessica - Feb 27, 2006 8:39:43 am PST #9852 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Maybe they realize they are too cute for this world, and have decided there's no place for them in it.

BUT THEY'RE ADORABLE.

I am curious how much of panda endangerment is our fault and how much is they just don't care anymore -- all I know that one of the major hurdles to getting pandas to mate in captivity is they don't mate all that often even in the wild. I suspect that their low birthrate was less of a problem when we weren't encroaching on their natural habitats, since it's not like they have predators (other than us).


Consuela - Feb 27, 2006 8:40:52 am PST #9853 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Nah, you're missing the point. We need to save Pandas because they are charismatic megafauna. Pandas qua pandas aren't in themselves all that valuable in the greater scheme of things (to humans); but if people care about pandas they'll try to save their habitat, and that is valuable.

Pandas, wolves, bears, whales: all way more interesting than the red-footed frog or the thistle-back spadefoot toad, or whatever. It's why the WWF has the panda on their logo and not a picture of the tiger salamander.


Theodosia - Feb 27, 2006 8:42:03 am PST #9854 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Actually there's a correllation between low birth rate and absence of predation -- there's a natural selection mechanism in place to make sure that pandas don't end up ruling the world, basically. Or at least stripping the bamboo forests clear.


lisah - Feb 27, 2006 8:44:34 am PST #9855 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

aw man I missed Grey's Anatomy last night and, at the time, I didn't think I'd care but now I really want to see it.