Was he with a panda?
We're in love. We're ... lovers. We're lesbian, gay-type lovers.
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tommyrot - Feb 27, 2006 8:59:56 am PST #9862 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 9:00:32 am PST #9863 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Was he with a panda?
He'd hardly need condoms then, what with the disinterest.
Nutty - Feb 27, 2006 9:01:10 am PST #9864 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
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It's Mothra vs. Megafauna, now in exciting 3-D! See the carnage! Feel the heat of their death rays! Gape in wonder at the awesome destruction of these terrible creatures!
Every time somebody builds a house, Godzilla dies.
msbelle - Feb 27, 2006 9:02:17 am PST #9865 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
need motivation to do work. please help.
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2006 9:02:33 am PST #9866 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Are male and female pandas equally disinterested in mating?
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2006 9:03:18 am PST #9867 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
need motivation to do work. please help.
Pretend that work is sex, and you are not a panda.
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2006 9:03:55 am PST #9868 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I recommend most always pretending you're not a panda.
I see potential issues with the work sex thing, though.
Jessica - Feb 27, 2006 9:05:04 am PST #9869 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Are male and female pandas equally disinterested in mating?
Currently few males in the zoo population breed naturally. Many show little or no sexual interest in females, while others are very aggressive to females. Females, too, sometimes fail to mate. For instance, females periodically have a "silent heat" in which they go through physiological estrus but do not show any behavioral signs.
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2006 9:06:02 am PST #9870 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I see potential issues with the work sex thing, though.
Yes, I am beginning to see that I have not thought things through clearly....
Spidra Webster - Feb 27, 2006 9:18:13 am PST #9871 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Pretend that work is sex, and you are not a panda.
I'm imagining someone changing their computer's startup chime to "BOOM-whacka-whacka-whacka-BOOM-whacka-DOW-DOW!