the onion like layers of wood you need to peel to get more of the "lead".
Ooh baby!
I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.
Simon ,'Safe'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 17, 2006 7:48:09 am PST #7877 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
sarameg - Feb 17, 2006 7:53:34 am PST #7878 of 10002
EDIT BECAUSE I REMEMBER AND IT ISN'T JESSE.
I've managed to misspell a coworker's name twice. First time, it was the wrong variant. Second time, a typo after already taking teasing for the first. Sigh.
Jesse - Feb 17, 2006 8:04:40 am PST #7879 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's true that I am not Vanilla Ice.
sarameg - Feb 17, 2006 8:10:42 am PST #7880 of 10002
Pbbt. I somehow confused you with my SIL. Who we tease unmercifully about her fondness for Vanilla Ice.
Jesse - Feb 17, 2006 8:14:09 am PST #7881 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I do enjoy the "Ice, Ice Baby," but that's as far as it goes.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 17, 2006 8:19:11 am PST #7882 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Mercury poisoning plus shards of broken glass? So glad I'm not possessed of the right equipment....
Even if you were, you'd also have to be possessed of an utter lack of common sense for there to be any danger.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2006 8:21:36 am PST #7883 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Even if you were, you'd also have to be possessed of an utter lack of common sense for there to be any danger.
Wrod. We need to put pencil-dick in a death cage match with the guy in Wales who lost the bet. Whichever one beats themselves to death by banging their head on the cage....wins?
Nora Deirdre - Feb 17, 2006 8:23:05 am PST #7884 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
we ALL win by removing them from the genetic pool.
Calli - Feb 17, 2006 8:23:05 am PST #7885 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Whichever one beats themselves to death by banging their head on the cage....wins?
I'd say the winner would be the human race.
Ah, Darwin-esque X-posty goodness.
§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 8:37:12 am PST #7886 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.