I read a horrid romance novel once that talked about the hero writing messages of love on the (I'm sorry to say) womb of the heroine. At the time I wondered what the writing instrument was.
OMG.
Now I'm thinking about a President's Day vulva.
I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.
Simon ,'Safe'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Feb 17, 2006 7:35:44 am PST #7867 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Nora Deirdre - Feb 17, 2006 7:37:02 am PST #7868 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
President's Day is the most romantic day of the year!
Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 7:37:03 am PST #7869 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Eguski is made from deep, rich purple velvet, with warm pink satin and Swiss embroidered silk. She is adorned with black Andradite Garnet and gold ceramic seed beads.
My god.
It's like....
It's like they've been spying on my annual pelvic exam!
§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 7:37:37 am PST #7870 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
God, I really want to see those.
tommyrot - Feb 17, 2006 7:37:56 am PST #7871 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think tommy's URL needs to be fully exposed. It's a marvel of coochie:
::blushes::
Now I'm thinking about a President's Day vulva.
Arbor Day!
(It's the only holiday that's not about getting laid....)
sarameg - Feb 17, 2006 7:42:00 am PST #7872 of 10002
Oh dear god you people.
Remember those fat pencils in kindergarten and first grade?
§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 7:44:34 am PST #7873 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
flea - Feb 17, 2006 7:44:45 am PST #7874 of 10002
information libertarian
I am so sure an alumna of my college is making those vulvas.
Also, people, just because it's Friday doesn't mean we can't take our minds out of our pants after several hours!
shrift - Feb 17, 2006 7:45:19 am PST #7875 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm wearing a coochie cloche on my head right now, and it's fucking great!
Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2006 7:47:31 am PST #7876 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Remember those fat pencils in kindergarten and first grade?
No, but I just flashed on those grease pencils with the onion like layers of wood you need to peel to get more of the "lead".