See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.

Oz ,'First Date'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Feb 17, 2006 8:23:05 am PST #7885 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Whichever one beats themselves to death by banging their head on the cage....wins?

I'd say the winner would be the human race.

Ah, Darwin-esque X-posty goodness.


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 8:37:12 am PST #7886 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now this is skating commentary.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2006 8:40:37 am PST #7887 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

we ALL win by removing them from the genetic pool.

I'd say they both already have that covered.


Jessica - Feb 17, 2006 9:23:53 am PST #7888 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Lunchtime links!

Man Coughs Up Nail 35 Years After Accident

Chocolate Roulette Wheel!

I wish I owned this URL


Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 9:32:43 am PST #7889 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I love the subhead for the chocolate roulette wheel! ("Willy Wonka meets the Deer Hunter!")


Jesse - Feb 17, 2006 9:36:16 am PST #7890 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, it's chocolate Russian roulette. That looks fun!


DavidS - Feb 17, 2006 9:37:57 am PST #7891 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Mmmm, Chocolate Roulette of Death.

I'm scampering around my workspace trying to finish shit up because JZ, Emmett and I are driving up to Lake Tahoe tonight - where we will be vacating through Wednesday.

No computers up there so we'll be offline.

Since this is a three-day weekend in the middle of winter and there's been a ton of new snow, the drive up to Tahoe is going to be bumper to bumper. So we're trying to leave early so we can join that hellish drive earlier.

We may get pulled over to do chains on our tires in the mountains.

Wish us not getting trapped in the Donner Pass.


Sparky1 - Feb 17, 2006 9:42:25 am PST #7892 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

Do you not have chains, Hec? Because it would be worth stopping at the auto parts store. It's raining here in Berkeley, so I imagine they're getting something north of us.


DavidS - Feb 17, 2006 9:50:47 am PST #7893 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Do you not have chains, Hec?

I don't think we do. We'll probably just buy them as we get into the mountains.


Kalshane - Feb 17, 2006 9:56:18 am PST #7894 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Any time someone mentions Ice, Ice Baby, it makes me think a guy I know who likes to perform it at karaoke and a bunch of his friends will get up and be his backup dancers. It's absolutely hilarious to watch.